Ten Pounds of Flour Stuffed in a Five Pound Sack

Don't get me wrong, Mariah Carey is not fat. However, bitch is constantly making the mistake most of us ladies have made at least once, letting vanity keep us from accepting our real size. Mariah is probably a size six or eight, which is obviously smaller than the average trick on the street but bitch insists on squeezing her ass into a size four. The irony is that bitch looks worse than she would if she just wore a bigger size. By trying to pretend to be thinner, she actually looks fatter than she really is. Honey, grow up and size the fuck up.