Dirty Blonde: January 2010

Though I have certainly called out his name in the midst of some rather heated activity (usually preceded with "oh my fucking..") I do NOT believe in God. Some would call me an atheist, I instead, refer to myself as a realist. However, this is not the forum for religious debate. But as firmly entrenched as my beliefs (or non-beliefs) may be, there is one thing, a calendar date, in fact, that could cause me to doubt my long-held position on the existence of God. And that date is today, January 14th.

January 14th is not only the day that the funny hotness that is Jason Bateman entered the world, it is also the day the orgasm for the ears, the reason I'd choose blindness over deafness - Caleb Followill was expelled from his mother's womb, instantly making this big, bad world a sexier, hornier place. To commemorate birthdays of these two masturbation material men, it's a Double Daily Male today. First up, Bateman. Oh how I'd like to bait this man...

Mmmmm.....a bearded Bateman. Beautiful....

A suited up Bateman suits me just fine....

That dimple! My heart just exploded. And by 'heart' I mean 'panties'.......

Math time! J-Bate has green eyes + I have green eyes = Our babies would have green eyes....

I don't know what's going on below, but I like it......

And now, time for the man whose voice is pure southern fried sex, the dirty kind that makes you blush just thinking about it, so dirty you aren't sure you can tell even your bestie about it - Caleb Followill. I'm not gonna lie to you, friends, I fired up KOL while downloading these pics and I had to pause to 'take care of business.' True story.

Is this is O face? I wish I knew...