Sherlock Homos?

Could you imagine a gay porn starring these two hot pieces? I can. In fact, I have. Shercock Bones. Yeah, it's not my best work - deal with it and just enjoy the hotness.

To Pull Out or Not to Pull Out, That is The Question

Here's Jude Law returning to his theatre roots on the Broadway stage. 2004's Sexiest Man Alive is currently playing Hamlet. Because Jude Law is so pretty and looks smokin' in a pair of skinnies, it's easy to forget this bloke can actually act.

Jude's working hard for the money, starring in eight productions a week of this three-hour play until early December and his performances are getting mostly favourable reviews from critics. This is good news for Jude since he now has another mouth to feed.

You've probably heard how Jude bumped unprotected uglies in what was allegedly a one-night-stand with this trick above named Samantha Burke. Nine months later, Sam popped out a bouncing baby paycheck. In true Maury Povich-style, Jude demanded a paternity test which determined he was in fact, the father of the baby girl.

Now normally I'd advise anyone who gets knocked up after a one-night stand to make an appointment to have the problem 'taken care of.' But cases like this are the exception. I don't begrudge this lady one bit for carrying that kid to term, she was harvesting at least 18 years of regular monthly payments in that womb of hers! If I got knocked up by someone with a fat ass bank account like Jude's? Shit I'd be on bed rest the entire nine months to make sure nothing happened to my little cash cow, especially in these harsh times of economic uncertainty. You gotta diversify how you make money if you're gonna survive this shit! I raise a glass in your honour Sam, well done!

My issue is with Jude Law. Dude already has three kids with his ex-wife, why the shit would he put himself at risk of having to share even more of his benjamins. Wait, he's English, it is Elizabeths? Anyway, must I again quote the incomparable Dorothy Zbornak when I scream "CONDOMS, JUDE! CONDOMS! CONDOMS! CONDOMS!" Jude needs to sit down with and listen to some sage advice from this guy....

Ain't none of his pucks getting past the goalie.

Daily Male: Jude Law (of yesteryear)

Hey Jude...
What's happening to your looks?

Jude Law is not aging all that well, it's okay, it happens. But just a few years ago, Jude Law was People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. The year was 2004 . I always laugh at the title Sexiest Man Alive, it's not like the guy is shot and killed after his reign, he's still alive when they choose someone else next year, ya know?



Anyway, remember 2004? In addition to People magazine, Jude Law was in every.single.movie that came out that year. My favourite was Alfie. Was it a particularly good movie? No, no it wasn't. Do I care? No, no I don't because Jude Law was a sexy, stylish bitch. It was like porn for a Jude Law fan. And that British accent? Shit yo, don't even get me started.

So let's remember those lazy, hazy, crazy days of 2004 and make Jude Law (of yesteryear) today's Daily Male. Here, have some man candy;







How pretty was he in The Talented Mr. Ripley? Very.




This man rocks the shit out a scarf, yes?

Jude Looks Like a Lady

No this isn't a disheveled Katie Holmes. This is Jude Law, or Judy Law, in drag for an upcoming role. For the first time in his life, Tom Cruise finds himself attracted to his wife for some strange reason.