Uhm.....

Here's professional hot mess Lindsay Lohan visiting some kids at an LA homeless shelter. It shows what a narcissist Lohan is that she believes merely gracing these unfortunates with her presence is an act of charity. I can't read the paper that little girl is holding up but it probably reads "Can you believe this bitch?" or perhaps, "Haven't we suffered enough?"

Can someone please explain to me what wisdom or guidance Lohan could possibly extol to these kids? How to snort through your fortune? How to take opportunities that other, more deserving people would kill for and flush them down the toilet? How to go from one of the most sought after people in your profession to completely unemployable in the blink of an eye?

Bitch please.