Uhm.....

Here's professional hot mess Lindsay Lohan visiting some kids at an LA homeless shelter. It shows what a narcissist Lohan is that she believes merely gracing these unfortunates with her presence is an act of charity. I can't read the paper that little girl is holding up but it probably reads "Can you believe this bitch?" or perhaps, "Haven't we suffered enough?"

Can someone please explain to me what wisdom or guidance Lohan could possibly extol to these kids? How to snort through your fortune? How to take opportunities that other, more deserving people would kill for and flush them down the toilet? How to go from one of the most sought after people in your profession to completely unemployable in the blink of an eye?

Bitch please.

I Don't Feel The Need. The Need for Creed.

File this under; News I am not welcoming With Arms Wide Open.

Creed is getting back together.

Um...who exactly has been clamouring for this?

What Have I, What Have I, What Have I Done to Deserve This?

That classic Pet Shop Boys song started playing in my head as soon as I heard Lisa Rinna and her busted ass hole lips were posing for Playboy. Bitch has a body to die for, I'll give her that but she also has a face that will kill you.

Well it's happened. Here are some of the pics......

I don't know if she's totally naked inside the mag and I'm not enough of a masochist to investigate for myself but if someone out there is more brave than I (or hates him/herself more) can you let me know? I'm dying to know if her other lips are as busted as the ones on her face.