Bono and ScarJo Are Off to See The Wizard

Here's Bono with my girl crush ScarJo at a concert in NYC last night to benefit RED, Bono's Africa charity. I'm not quite sure how The Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz figures into the equation, maybe there was a theme? Anyway, it's from a place of love that I say to Bono, 'dude, please button up your shirt, you are too old for that Rico Suave shit.' In fact, no age is the right age to bust out that cheese. Please.

That said, did you catch Bono and Matt Damon's cameo on Entourage this past Sunday night? Brilliant.

My Eyes Have No Love For Courtney

I fancy myself as someone who's pretty up on all things pop culture. However, I seem to have missed the announcement that Courtney Love has been cast in the next Twilight movie. Bitch looks like a vampire sunk his teeth into her celebrity skin and sucked her right dry. Hope he likes the taste of heroin and vodka! 

C-Love announced recently she's reforming Hole. Memo to Courtney: It's been a looong ass time since the brilliance of 1994's Live Through This. And if this photo is any indication, you didn't. Live through it, that is. Bitch looks like she's about to reunite with Kurt Cobain in 3...2..

That sound you just heard was the spirit of Kurt Cobain saying 'aw shit.'