Bro Wrestling Match

Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson. I have no idea what is going on here...but I like it. 

In related news, somewhere in the world, Tom Cruise just added 'Befriend Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson' to his list of things to do.

Top Gun Just Got Even More Gay

Just when you thought the homoerotic love story that is Top Gun couldn't get any more gay, along comes this news; Kelly McGillis is lesbian! Or as Blanche from Golden Girls would calls it, "Lebanese" Wasn't Danny Thomas one? Anyway, sorry dudes if she was your 80's crush, Kelly is a card carrying member of Vagina Enthusiasts of America. That's not a real club but if it was, Tom Cruise would not be a member.

Kelly's been married twice, to men, but is over that shit, saying “I'm done with the man thing. I did that, I need to move on in life. That’s another part of being true to yourself...that’s been a challenge for me personally." She added "I learned everything I needed to know about living in the closet from Tom Cruise." Okay, that's a lie, she didn't say that last part.

Kelly is currently single but looking for lady love. If shit doesn't pick up for me soon, I will be too. Call me, Kelly.

Anyway, it's a few years old but in case you haven't seen it, click below for a recut of the Top Gun trailer, turning it into the love story that we know it really was. If you have already seen it, it's worth another look;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXxi9IKZSA

Battle of the ManBangs

In the epic battle for world ManBang domination, who would emerge victorious?

Zac Efron....

Or Chase Crawford?

They should probaby just settle this by making out with each other. It would be as close to sexin' yourself as you could ever get...



But alas, this is not to be. For we all know Chase's heart, and genitals, belong to Chuck Bass....


Just look at him, he wants it so bad. If Gossip Girl actually went in this direction, I might reconsider weening my ass off this stupid fucking show.

Rimes With Fore

The new issues of Us Weekly says LeAnn Rimes is a big 'ol whore. The magazine says Rimes has cheating on her husband by banging her costar on some upcoming bullshit made-for-TV movie. Her costar is this hot piece here, Eddie Cibrian



LeAnn married her dancer husband when she was just 19 and Us Weekly says getting married so young may have contributed to her unhappiness and eventual cheating.

Yeah..I'm gonna say getting married so young wasn't as much the problem as was the fact that she married a homosexual. Seriously I've been getting major gay vibes from this dude since they got married. I mean, come on...





Could he be less into this kiss? 
Even Stevie Wonder is like "Bitch, I just called to say I'm blind and I can see that your man is a mo!"

Super Gay Mario Brothers

My future ex-husband Kanye West continues to vomit up gold onto the pages of magazines and I continue to lap that shit up. Wait. Ew.




But seriously, I love this man and it has suddenly become crystal clear as to why.....

Kanye tells Details magazine that he was something of a computer geek as boy. In fact, back in the day, THE VOICE OF A GENERATION was the VIDEO GAME PROGRAMMER OF A GENERATION. Kanye says;

"My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step—it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."


Hmm......he spends all night working on the penis and the vaginas are ghosts. Are ghosts not generally considered to be negative? Also, he's working as a designer right now and recently spoke out about his love of rainbows...



Oh word. My love is gay.

Sigh.

Yep. This sounds about right.