How I Met Your Mammaries

This photo makes me very sexual confused. NPH is a gay man with whom I want to have straight sexy times and Christina Hendricks is a straight woman with whom I want to have lesbian sexy times.

I Have No Real Reason For Posting This

Other than it's Neil Patrick Harris looking mighty fiiine in a tux.

Is it wrong that I want Doogie Howser to be my gyno? Since the NPH is a geigh, it would be the only way he would get anywhere near my lady bits. Le sigh.

Doogie Wowza MD

Here's Neil Patrick Harris on his way to hit the gym. If you don't watch How I Met Your Mother you are seriously missing out, he is totally awesome as womanizer Barney. 

NPH may be a mo but I'd still love to play doctor with the Doog.

Daily Male: Neil Patrick Harris

Do you watch How I Met Your Mother?

If not, you should start. It's no Arrested Development obviously but it's an awesome show and not enough people are watching it. I think it's the title, How I Met Your Mother makes it sound like it's some lame ass family shitcom with annoying overly precocious kids. But the show is actually more like the early years of Friends than Full House.

The most awesome thing about this awesome show is Neil Patrick Harris.



NPH plays Barney Stinson, a legen - wait for it - dary womanizer who always suits up. NPH plays the shit out of this character, hes' amazing. And on a totally superficial level, I would totally tap that. Of course it would be rape because NPH doesn't like the ladies and has a hot ass boyfriend of his own. Sadness.



Mmmm....I'd like to watch.

Anyway, back to business. People, I implore you, stop watching no-talent famehores on pathetic shit shows like Dancing with the Hasbeens or The Bachelor (seriously ladies, don't lower yourselves) and make a weekly Monday night appointment with Dr. Doogie. He grew up nice, yes?