File this under: Things I Do Not Understand (it's a very big file which includes folders entitled "Math" and "The Appeal of Katherine Heigl") Actress Emmy Rossum is dating Counting Crows frontman Adam Duritz. I'm not exactly a fan of Emmy Rossum and I could not listen to Mr. Jones enough in high school but shit yo, she's dating that guy?
Emmy is 23 and Adam is 45. Also, did you know his dreadlocks are fake? True story. Like, as if it's not bad enough when we cracker ass white people grow dreadlocks but to wear fake ones? Unforgivable!
Duritz has previously dated both Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox.
Dude must have a diamond dick. That's the only explanation.
