Here's Whitney something or other from The Hills and whatever her stupid spinoff show was called. I seriously cannot be bothered to look this shit up.
But riddle me this; why take the money/time/pain to shave/wax/trim or whatever your lady bits if you're just going to choose a bikini bottom that makes it looks like you have Elvis Presley-style sideburns and/or are sporting a merkin? Seriously, if you're going to wear bottoms like this, you might as well get lazy and sport a big 70s porn bush, right?
Don't know what a merkin is? Click below and don't say I never taught you anything.
