The Hills Makes You Sick

I don't watch The Hills, for many reasons but mainly because I figure the steady vodka diet I've been on for the past ten years or so is doing enough damage to my brain, I don't need this shit show dumbing my ass down even further. However, with my limited exposure to The Hills, I have to agree with this US Weekly cover. The Hills makes me want to puke, too. Maybe I should start watching this show? Fuck the treadmill, I'll just fire up The Hills after a big meal and let loose!