Little Orphan Esther

Here's some Peter Sarsgaard action at the premiere of his new move The Orphan that opens this weekend.  Loves me some Sarsgaard, even though he's not looking his best here. But I don't love P-Sars enough to see this movie. Partly because psycho kids freak me the fuck out and also because this movie looks like a real steamer. 

Have you seen the trailer? Ridic. I guess this couple adopts some orphaned girl and she turns out to be a direct descendent of Satan himself and of course, makes life a living hell for the family. People, this is why you keep your receipts for all your purchases, so you can return that shit when it doesn't fit. Hell, even if it does fit, keep the receipt anyway. Cause sometimes you wear an new outfit out and then you're like "meh, I'm over it." Return that shit. Shut up, you will not judge me.

Anyway, apparently several adoption organizations have their panties in a twist over this movie. They're calling for a boycott because they fear the adopted child in this movie is portrayed as such an evil beast from the ninth circle of hell that it will discourage people from adopting. Uhm...really? If someone was seriously contemplating adoption and then changed their mind because of some stupid ass horror movie, they've done that child, and the word at large, a huge favour. Because if you'd let some cheese ass movie influence you even a little bit in making such a huge life decision like that, you're a God damned fucking retard (or reTARD as I'm fond of pronouncing it these days, thanks Alan from The Hangover) and should not be raising a child that will, in turn become the next generation of reTARD. We have enough reTARDS already, thanks. We're all stocked up over here, we're good.