Tears and Tacos in Heaven

If your fat ass stops in at Taco Bell today, take a moment to pour some of that cheese-like substance from your burrito on the sidewalk in honour of a fallen homie. Gidget, the super sexy chihuahua who coined the catchphrase "Yo queiro Taco Bell" has peaced out. Gidget died last night at her California home of a stroke. She was 15. Sadness. The only thing I can think to say is "Yo queiro a box of tissues," because the tears won't stop coming. The only thing that comforts me during this tragic time is knowing that Gidget and Loki, Mickey Rourke's beloved chihuahua are together, sniffing each other's asses at the big Taco Bell in the sky. Sigh. Billy Joel was right, the good really do die young.

Gidget wasn't just Taco Bell's bitch, she also appeared in ads for the 90s edition of Trivial Pursuit and got a taste of the big screen when she played Bruiser Woods' mother in Legally Blonde 2. In fact Gidget and Moonie, the chihuahua who played Bruiser were roomates for a time. Moonie has not released a statement, only asking for privacy during this difficult time.

RIP

Gidget

1994 - 2009