Showing posts with label Hooscow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hooscow. Show all posts

Friday, March 27, 2009

You Probably Can't Have Whatever You Like in Jail



We all knew this was coming but rapper T.I. was sentenced today to a year and a day behind bars on federal weapons charges. T.I. had previously plead guilty to attempting to buy unregistered machine guns and silencers (dude, that's excessive) He's already completed a thousand hours of community service. T.I. is a hot piece so if I was the judge, you can imagine what that 'community service' would have entailed.

T.I. issued a statement following the sentencing saying "Today I would like to say thank you to some, and apologize to all." That's pretty similar to the standard text I often have to send out after a night of a thousand vodka sodas.

T.I. has between 30 and 60 days to report to the hooscow. On a somewhat-related note, I like saying 'hooscow.'