Showing posts with label Horsefaces. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Horsefaces. Show all posts

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Tori Spelling Has Apparently Never Heard of Karma



Tori Spelling (not the one in the pink scarf, the one in the yellow) is apparently worried her gold digger douchebag husband will cheat on her ass one day. This is the Tori that starting banging her husband on the set of some craptastic made-for-TV movie while they were both married to other people. At the time Tori's bitchboy and his former wife (who by the way is smart, funny, feisty and waaaay more attractive than Tori but whose father didn't shit gold bricks) had just adopted a little girl. Horseface Spelling apparently recently neighed "Of course (I'm scared of that)! He told Jennie (Garth), 'Tori thinks I'm going to meet someone and run away with her, but I'm not.' It's just a girl thing, you just (let your mind) go there."

Honey, if he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you. Look that shit up in the dictionary under 'karma.'

Friday, January 30, 2009

A Horse is a Horse



Here's Miley Cyrus and a beautiful horse. I want to feed her carrots and sugar cubes. The animal, too.

I think Miley should have taken a page from Lucille Bluth when Lucille didn't want to give Lindsay an elephant brooch because she didn't want to "invite the comparison."

Sometimes this shit is just too easy.