Showing posts with label Tori Spelling. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tori Spelling. Show all posts

Sunday, March 29, 2009

What Kids Chose This?



*Shudder*
Tori Spelling, Lisa Rinna and Lisa's Busted Asshole Lips at last night's Kids Choice Awards. I'm not sure what the kids did to deserve this but it must have been pretty bad cause I doubt any kids chose this.


Someone also needs to tell Tori that it doesn't matter how much she starves herself, that face will always cancel it out. Have a Big Mac Tori, for reals.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Tori Spelling Has Apparently Never Heard of Karma



Tori Spelling (not the one in the pink scarf, the one in the yellow) is apparently worried her gold digger douchebag husband will cheat on her ass one day. This is the Tori that starting banging her husband on the set of some craptastic made-for-TV movie while they were both married to other people. At the time Tori's bitchboy and his former wife (who by the way is smart, funny, feisty and waaaay more attractive than Tori but whose father didn't shit gold bricks) had just adopted a little girl. Horseface Spelling apparently recently neighed "Of course (I'm scared of that)! He told Jennie (Garth), 'Tori thinks I'm going to meet someone and run away with her, but I'm not.' It's just a girl thing, you just (let your mind) go there."

Honey, if he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you. Look that shit up in the dictionary under 'karma.'