Daily Male: Mark Wahlberg

This is Mark Wahlberg on the Boston set of his upcoming movie, The Fighter. Marky Mark is playing boxer "Irish" Mickey Ward. Boston? Irish? Marky Mark?  Awesome.Overload. My head just exploded. It's been a long time since Marky Mark dropped trou for Calvin Klein but the years have been kind to his ass. And his abs. And his arms. And his chest..... Is it hot in here? Why am I light-headed? Shake it off.

For staying so well-preserved Marky Mark is today's Daily Male. Enjoy the man candy below. Then say hi to your mutha for me.

Mmm. A bespectacled Mark. He looks smart. Is he? Don't know, don't care.  Marky Mark could be dumber than a sack of hammers and I'd be okay. I don't want to discuss the economy or situation in Iraq with him. I'd be fine with taking in a Celtics or Red Sox game with him and having him say nothing more than "Pahk the Cah at Hahvahd Yahd" and "Wicked Awesome" over and over again in that hot ass Boston accent. Ear porn!

Love the shirt.

Marky Mark has got a new funky bunch now. He has about ten thousand kids. How Irish Catholic of him. I can't blame his fiance, if I lived with Marky Mark, I'd be pregnant all the time too. I think just looking at Marky Mark can get you pregnant. I'd better go pee on a stick now.

Enough of the family man, it's time for some vintage Marky Mark up in here....




And since we're back in the 90s, click below for some Good Vibrations. I just watched this three times in a row. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVL3b1wKZQU

Yeah. Can you feel it baby? I can too. Good God. The cocky douchebaggery is raging in that video but I am lapping it up like a kitten with a bowl of milk. 

It's a Date!

In what will likely be an explosion of hilarity and hotness, the comedic awesomeness of Tina Fey and Steve Carrell and the panty exploding eye candy of Marky Mark, James Franco and Common are coming together for a new comedy called Date Night. I'd like to have a date night and make a movie with Marky Mark and James Franco but I don't think it would be considered a comedy.

I'll watch anything that involves Tina Fey so this has some major potential to be wicked awesome. The only thing that can fuck this shit up is that it's directed by the same dude who made Night at the Museum, Cheaper by the Dozen and The Pink Panther. Those were truly awful movies. Balls. Seriously.

PS: Krista/Susan - check out that Barb Meckleburgesque tie on Tina Fey!

He's Got the Magic Stick

50 Cent is apparently coming out with a line of vibrators that will be modeled after his own schlong. Fiddy reportedly told some British tabloid "I don't know if big is better because I'm not sure a man wants his woman playing with a really big dildo."


Interesting. Apparently 50 thinks this new product is a great way for his female fans to get a feel for what it would be like to have sex with him. I think I'd rather have this than the real thing. 50's been shot in the face so many times he might think his lady wants to be shot in the face too. Personally, I think that's just plain disrespectful, ya know? It's where I draw the line. Just.No.

Anyway, who I really think needs to come out with his own sex toy is Mark Wahlberg. If his acting career hits the skids (which, let's be honest, is beginning to happen) I think my Boston boyfriend should release his own line of Marky Mark's Good Vibration Vibrators, no?




I think the vibrators should come with voice technology that would feature Mark saying "Can you feel it baby? Yeah, I can too." If this actually happened, I would probably never leave the house again.