Marky Mark is a Fighter

Here's a production still from Mark Wahlberg's upcoming movie, The Fighter. The movie tells the story of real life boxer Irish Mickey Ward, a Boston-area welterweight best known for his several bouts with Arturo Gatti. Uhm...shirtless Mark Wahlberg? Boston accents? People beating the snot out of each other? I am SO seeing this film.

The Fighter is directed by David O'Russell who previously directed Marky Mark in Three Kings and I Heart Huckabees. He's also apparently well-versed in the art of fighting himself since he came to blows with George Clooney on the set of Three Kings and then went on to brawl with Lily Tomlin on the I Heart Huckabees set calling her a 'cunt'. Look for that shit on youtube, it is hilarious watching O'Russell and Tomlin go at it while the lovely Dustin Hoffman just sits there patiently waiting for the shitstorm to pass. Comedy gold.

Anyway, below is the trailer for The Fighter. It looks pretty decent and costars Christian Bale, who apparently, went back on his The Machinist diet for this role. Seriously, someone throw a fucking Oscar at this dude already, his body is gonna say 'fuck it, I quit this bitch' any day now. No wonder he can be a real grumpy pants on set!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_zijS_UAtw

Daily Male: Mark Wahlberg

This is Mark Wahlberg on the Boston set of his upcoming movie, The Fighter. Marky Mark is playing boxer "Irish" Mickey Ward. Boston? Irish? Marky Mark?  Awesome.Overload. My head just exploded. It's been a long time since Marky Mark dropped trou for Calvin Klein but the years have been kind to his ass. And his abs. And his arms. And his chest..... Is it hot in here? Why am I light-headed? Shake it off.

For staying so well-preserved Marky Mark is today's Daily Male. Enjoy the man candy below. Then say hi to your mutha for me.

Mmm. A bespectacled Mark. He looks smart. Is he? Don't know, don't care.  Marky Mark could be dumber than a sack of hammers and I'd be okay. I don't want to discuss the economy or situation in Iraq with him. I'd be fine with taking in a Celtics or Red Sox game with him and having him say nothing more than "Pahk the Cah at Hahvahd Yahd" and "Wicked Awesome" over and over again in that hot ass Boston accent. Ear porn!

Love the shirt.

Marky Mark has got a new funky bunch now. He has about ten thousand kids. How Irish Catholic of him. I can't blame his fiance, if I lived with Marky Mark, I'd be pregnant all the time too. I think just looking at Marky Mark can get you pregnant. I'd better go pee on a stick now.

Enough of the family man, it's time for some vintage Marky Mark up in here....




And since we're back in the 90s, click below for some Good Vibrations. I just watched this three times in a row. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVL3b1wKZQU

Yeah. Can you feel it baby? I can too. Good God. The cocky douchebaggery is raging in that video but I am lapping it up like a kitten with a bowl of milk. 

Marky Mark's Funky Bunch is Getting Bigger

I thought Kevin Federline had some super sperm but Mark Wahlberg is putting that wigger to shame. Marky Mark and his longtime girlfriend are apparently expecting their fourth kid. Bitch just popped out their third kid in September, they do not fuck around. Well, I guess they do actually.

I don't judge though, if Marky Mark was giving me his good vibrations on the regular, I'd probably be knocked up all the time, too. And I don't even think I want kids. But he would just look at me and say 'can you feel it baby? I can too.' and BAM! I'd be pregnant. That Boston boy could pahk his cah in my Hahvahd Yahd anytime if you know what I'm saying.

Really, this post was just a way for me to somehow justify using this photo....