Marky Mark is a Fighter

Here's a production still from Mark Wahlberg's upcoming movie, The Fighter. The movie tells the story of real life boxer Irish Mickey Ward, a Boston-area welterweight best known for his several bouts with Arturo Gatti. Uhm...shirtless Mark Wahlberg? Boston accents? People beating the snot out of each other? I am SO seeing this film.

The Fighter is directed by David O'Russell who previously directed Marky Mark in Three Kings and I Heart Huckabees. He's also apparently well-versed in the art of fighting himself since he came to blows with George Clooney on the set of Three Kings and then went on to brawl with Lily Tomlin on the I Heart Huckabees set calling her a 'cunt'. Look for that shit on youtube, it is hilarious watching O'Russell and Tomlin go at it while the lovely Dustin Hoffman just sits there patiently waiting for the shitstorm to pass. Comedy gold.

Anyway, below is the trailer for The Fighter. It looks pretty decent and costars Christian Bale, who apparently, went back on his The Machinist diet for this role. Seriously, someone throw a fucking Oscar at this dude already, his body is gonna say 'fuck it, I quit this bitch' any day now. No wonder he can be a real grumpy pants on set!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_zijS_UAtw

Batman Blames John Connor for Going American Psycho on Terminator Set

Christian Bale is in the new issue of GQ mag talking about his career, his insane levels of commitment to his characters (anyone who has seen his skeletal ass in The Machinist knows dude doesn't fuck around) and of course talk turned to his infamous fuck-filled rant on the set of Terminator: Salvation during which he came pretty close to murdering the film's cinematographer and skull-fucking his lifeless corpse.

Bale says the outburst never would have happened if he hadn't been playing John Connor saying, "of course not. And it wouldn’t have happened if we hadn’t been playing that scene, for Christ’s sake, between John Connor and his wife, which is probably the most intense one in the movie." He continues, "I’d definitely say that that guy who was yelling was at least half John Connor, and the rest was Christian Bale."

Bale also says he has heard the dance remix of his rant but not the amazing gem that is the mashup of his rant and David After Dentist. A damn shame, I say! If you're like Christian and you haven't yet seen the wonder of that mashup, click below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70r-Ca8wcVg

Below are some shots of Christian from inside the pages of GQ. I loves me some Bale but I gotta say I'm pretty over that facial hair of his. I guess you could say me and his facial are fucking done professionally.

Well Gooood for Yoouuuuu!!!

Christian Bale at the premiere for Terminator Salvation in Hollywood last night.

Christian is looking dapper all suited up but that robot thing behind him, well have to say it's fuck-ing dis-trac-ting! I'm getting fucking tired of that robot bullshitting and fucking around on set. That it! Me and that robot, we're fucking done professionally.

FUCK YOU PACMAN! I'M GONNA FUCKING KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS! WE'RE FUCKING DONE PROFESSIONALLY.

Something tells me you don't wanna be around Christian Bale if he loses this here video game.

The Christian Bale fuck rant is like herpes, it just keeps on giving.

I've had mad love for Christian Bale since that hot bitch got naked and chased a ho with a chainsaw in American Psycho. Since then he's become one of my favourite actors....



So when news broke last week of his fuck-filled meltdown during which he verbally beatdown the DP on the set of latest Terminator, the normal human being in me thought his rant was an exercise in douchebaggery while the asshole, obscenity aficionado and occasional thrower of tantrums in me thought it was music to my ears. Throw in some C bombs and that shit would have been my new soundtrack for life. Is Christian a douchebag or my soulmate? I was conflicted to say the least...

But in the days following the release of Christian's fuckstravaganza, I've come to see that his rant is the best thing to happen so far in 2009. The amount of of remixes and mashups this gem has spawned has given me more pleasure than my last three dates.

Here's a roundup of the fucking gold that's come out in the past week. You'll have to cut and paste unfortunately, I can't seem to get it to link and I'm five seconds away from going 'Chris Brown' on my computer.

Christian Bale Fucking Dance Remix. I need to hear this at the club;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTihsJQHt48&eurl

Christian Bale Rant vs. Bill O'Reilly Meltdown: "WE'LL DO IT LIVE! Oh, good for you. Fucking thing sucks, I'll fucking kick your fucking ass!" Brilliant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbz6-7c_7Hk

Remember a young Bale in Newsies? That shit got the remix treatment baby, presenting.....Fuckin' Newsies!

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009/02/04/christian-bales-rant-presents-fckin-newsies/

And last but not least, my personal favourite, Christian Bale Takes David to the Dentist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70r-Ca8wcVg&eurl=http://defamer.com/5149887/when-bale-rant-met-tripping-7+year+old?autoplay=true

You have to have watched the video of that kid all doped up after the dentist to truly appreciate the artistry and pure genius of this video. If you don't have time to watch all of these gems, please watch this last one. I've watched it about five times in a row and I'm still pissing my pants. Watch it now or I'll fucking kick your fucking ass!!!

Daily Male (and Meltdown): Christian Bale

Have you heard the audio of that hot piece of ass Christian Bale losing his shit all over the DP on the set of Terminator: Salvation? Apparently the DP accidentally walked into the shot while trying to adjust a light and Christian went American Psycho on his ass, dropping about a thousand F Bombs. If he threw a few C Bombs in there for good measure, I'd say we're soulmates. Seriously though, Christian puts on an impressive display of douchebaggery. Could you imagine if the guy would have dissed Huey Lewis and the News? Shit, he would have got an axe right to the head!

"I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself."
Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

So in honour of his exploding verbal diarrhea, Christian Bale is today's Daily Male.
Cut and paste this shit below to listen to him freak the fuck out. I'd link it but for some reason the link feature is not working. Time for my own Christian Bale FREAKOUT!!!

www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/020209_christianbale.mp3

I don't know what disturbs me more, that one of my favourite actors is acting like a dick or that I'm totally turned on by it?
The way Bale swears got me bothered and hot and I jizz in my pants.


Is it wrong that I find this hot?


My favourite scene from American Psycho. Yes, I need help.