No. Just no.

Jessica Simpson's career is in the shitter right now and she's been reduced to playing county fairs in every butt fuck nowhere city in the United States. Either this outfit is the most unflattering atrocity to ever touch anyone's skin or J-Simp has been indulging in all the cotton candy, candy apples and corn dogs at her gigs. Jess is not a huge girl so I think it's the former. These are some serious Bad Idea Jeans.





Dear Jessica Simpson,

Burn this outfit. Now. Burn it, then piss on it like John Mayer allegedly used to piss on you, then bury this shit six feet under and never speak of it again.