Showing posts with label Reese Witherspoon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reese Witherspoon. Show all posts

Monday, February 23, 2009

Oscar Fashion Roundup

A big part of the fun of the Oscars is tearing apart or praising what people are wearing. Nothing makes my broke ass, normal-sized self feel better than tearing apart impossibly skinny rich people while sitting on the couch stuffing my face. So let's put on our Judge Judy robes and get started, yes?


REESE WITHERSPOON



I love Reese Witherspoon more than what would be deemed 'normal' by most mental health professionals so it pains me to say that I totally hated this. That black detailing looked like it was randomly thrown on this blue dress and I don't even like the blue to begin with. Just a mess all around. Also didn't like her hair. I guess she can't be perfect all the time. Sigh.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

I Choose to Be Her



Reese Witherspoon at the People's Choice Awards.

I love Reese Witherspoon, so much so that I actually want to BE Reese Witherspoon. There are many reasons to love her, on a superficial level she's totes adorable and she's banging Jake Gyllenhaal. But she's also lovable because she keeps her nose clean, head down and does her job. She was quite young when she started acting but instead of getting cranked out of her head, falling out of nightclubs, and flashing her snatch at the world, she kept it classy and kept working. Not everyone likes her and I respect that (although if you don't like her you need to check out Election) but you can't deny she's got her shit together. She's not a dumbass. And this is why Reese has an Oscar on her mantle and nine projects lined up from now until 2011 while Lindsay Blohan's only gig is turning up at nightclubs to watch her girlfriend spin records.