MICKEY ROURKE



Check out my BFF Mickey Rourke in this ensemble. I love that he changed his outfit from the ceremony to the after party. Fabulous. If you looked at the tags to see what fabric his clothes were made of, I'd bet it would say 100% Awesome. Dry Clean Only. Did you know he had special Oscar attire made for Loki before her tragic passing? Unbelievable. Could you imagine partying with this dude? I imagine it would involve an arrest, waking up in another town next to a corpse and crying.



You can make nicey nice with MickRo all you want Sean, the ghost of Loki is still comin' for ya.

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Sean Penn, he's a great actor but when my best friend Mickey Rourke lost the best actor Oscar, I just about flipped over my friend's coffee table in a Hulk-style rage that would have made Christian Bale say "bitch, calm the fuck down!" My Mickey, who was sporting a Loki locket around his neck in honour of his dearly departed, was robbed and so were we, robbed of what could have been the most legendarily awesome Oscar acceptance speech ever. This is a level of injustice not seen since the Holocaust, Apartheid and the premature cancelation of Arrested Development.

You know Loki was rolling over in her grave over this shit. She's going to spend eternity haunting Sean Penn's ass. Penn gave a shout out to MickRo in his acceptance speech but it wasn't enough to stave off the Wrath Of Loki.



Good luck, Sean. You thought being married to Madonna was difficult? You ain't seen nothin' yet.