Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Daily Male: Mark Wahlberg

This is Mark Wahlberg on the Boston set of his upcoming movie, The Fighter. Marky Mark is playing boxer "Irish" Mickey Ward. Boston? Irish? Marky Mark?  Awesome.Overload. My head just exploded. It's been a long time since Marky Mark dropped trou for Calvin Klein but the years have been kind to his ass. And his abs. And his arms. And his chest..... Is it hot in here? Why am I light-headed? Shake it off.

For staying so well-preserved Marky Mark is today's Daily Male. Enjoy the man candy below. Then say hi to your mutha for me.


Mmm. A bespectacled Mark. He looks smart. Is he? Don't know, don't care.  Marky Mark could be dumber than a sack of hammers and I'd be okay. I don't want to discuss the economy or situation in Iraq with him. I'd be fine with taking in a Celtics or Red Sox game with him and having him say nothing more than "Pahk the Cah at Hahvahd Yahd" and "Wicked Awesome" over and over again in that hot ass Boston accent. Ear porn!



Love the shirt.


Marky Mark has got a new funky bunch now. He has about ten thousand kids. How Irish Catholic of him. I can't blame his fiance, if I lived with Marky Mark, I'd be pregnant all the time too. I think just looking at Marky Mark can get you pregnant. I'd better go pee on a stick now.




Enough of the family man, it's time for some vintage Marky Mark up in here....




And since we're back in the 90s, click below for some Good Vibrations. I just watched this three times in a row. 


Yeah. Can you feel it baby? I can too. Good God. The cocky douchebaggery is raging in that video but I am lapping it up like a kitten with a bowl of milk. 

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