Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Fucking a Tiger Gets You a TV Gig


Hey kids! If you're currently in school studying to work in the field of television, specifically entertainment 'journalism' put down your books, take off your panties and pray that a famous married man will land inside your vagina.

Rachel Uchitel has been announced as a new correspondent of the entertainment magazine show, Extra. If you have no clue who this trick is, let me refresh your memory - she was the first of about 43898 skanks that came forward to announce that she banged the big bag of douche that is Tiger Woods. Don't get me wrong, I'm not jealous that she's working on a show that boasts AC fucking Slater as its illustrious host but the whole thing is just indicative of the fucked up world in which we live. It used to be that banging a married a dirtbag would only get you a potential case of herpes and some bad karma but in our current climate, simply nailing a celebrity and then selling your story to the highest bidder is enough to make YOU a celebrity. I mean as douchey and gross as Tiger is, at least he has a genuine talent, you can't deny that the dude knows how to swing a club. It's just too bad he swung his dick around town with as much unbridled enthusiasm. But this Rachel chick? Does she possess any talent other than famewhoring? Writing? Singing? Juggling? Anything? Get inside the hand basket, friends. We are all headed for hell.

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