What the Chuck?

Flat Hair + V-Neck Shirt + Exposed Chest Hair + Chain + Elf Shoes - Socks = Ladybone Killer

I'm not so good with math so that was exhausting. I must rest now.

They DID Talk About Chest Hair and Crazy Cool Medallions! Sort Of...

Hook me up with some espresso intravenous-style today because I am one tired old whore this morning. My ass had to stay up late to catch Justin Timberlake on the first episode of Jimmy Fallon's new late night talk show.

Did you watch it? Did you stay up late too?

For me, it was totes worth it because while he was talkin' it up on the Jimmy Fallon talk show, JT offered up several jizz.in.my.pants moments.



After JT presented Jimmy with an autographed photo of Barry Gibb, the guys busted into several bars of The Barry Gibb Talk Show, substituting 'Jimmy Fallon' for 'Barry Gibb.'

After that, JT busted out something I didn't even know he could do - a wicked John Mayer impression. Seriously, his impression of Mayer singing that douche jam 'Daughters' was fucking brilliant. Somehow it made me want to punch John Mayer in his dough face even more than I already do. Comical AND effective!

J-Timberlake also whipped out a Michael McDonald impression and that shit was spot fucking on.

Question; Could I love Justin Timberlake any more?
Answer; No

Copy and paste this shit below for JT's appearance. Keep in mind NBC is like the fucking Gestapo so that shit might be pulled by the time your lazy ass gets around to it;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdAKXMeq5p4

Jimmy's nerves could have been getting the better of him last night but he's got a ways to go. His former Weekend Update cohost and my lady love, Tina Fey is on tonight.

Will They Talk About Chest Hair and Crazy Cool Medallions?

Talkin' it up! On the Jimmy Fallon Talk Show.

So Jimmy Fallon's late night talk show premieres on March 2nd. JimFal is taking over for Conan who's replacing Leno. I hadn't planned on checking it out....Until now, that is....

My Dancing Sex Monkey Justin Timberlake is scheduled to make an appearance. Jizz in my pants!




Talking it up! On The Barry Gibb Talk Show! Talkin bout issues! Talkin bout, real important issues! Talking it up, on The Barry Gibb Talk Show! Checkin out politics, in this crazy crazy town yeah yeah yeah!
Talkin it up! On The Barry Gibb Talk Show! Talkin bout chest hair, talkin bout, crazy cool medallions!



Jimmy, I expect to see a Barry Gibb talk show skit or...

"I will gut you like a fish! I'll cut you like a fish yeah, I'll put you in the ground, yeah! Me and my brother gonna put you in the ground, yeah!"