Trick or Treat!

I'm not sure what Paul Rudd and his son were dressed as for Halloween. I just know that it was adorable. I'm not a huge fan of kids but I'd have one for Paul Rudd.

Waking Up With the Kings

If you're like me you've dreamed of waking up with Caleb Followill. Many times. Many, many times. Fuck Folgers in your cup, the best part of waking up would be rolling over and right into dirty morning sesh with Mr. Followill. But since that shit ain't ever gonna happen (le sigh) we'll have to settle for this; Kings of Leon were on the Today show this morning.

Apparently we're not the only ones who want to wake up with a Followill brother/cousin because the Today show received 20 thousand requests for this morning's performance, the most they've ever received. If you've ever seen the boys live you know they always bring it and sound awesome and this morning was no exception. Also, if I may wade into the shallow end of the pool for a moment (who am I kidding, I live there) Caleb looks mighty fine rocking a salmon-coloured shirt. Who knew? I love a man who's secure enough in his manhood to sport something pink.

KOL performed three songs, Use Somebody, Notion and Sex on Fire. Replace Use Somebody (I'm kinda 'over it') with I Want You or better yet, Closer, and it would have been almost too much to handle. I loooooove living alone but it's times like this when cohabitation would have its benefits, to use somebody, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

Click below for the boys' performances before the Nazi Broadcasting Corporation, NBC pulls this shit down:

Use Somebody;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ln_NXmaoF0

Sex on Fire;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkB2RnUBCgA

Notion;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dnGztLi3Pg

And just cause it's porn for your eyes and ears, here's vintage KOL performing Trani live;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su-PfHBuuV0

Live from New York it's Justin Timberlake!

File this under: Things That Make Me Jizz.In.My.Pants Under the subheading of: Fuck Yeah!

Set the PVR girls and gays cause Justin Timberlake is hosting Saturday Night Live for a third time on May 9th. Yesssss!



I realize not everyone shares my Billy Mumphry-like unbridled enthusiasm for JT's pansy ass pop jams but you have to admit the boy fucking brings it when he's hosting SNL. The musical guest on May 9th is Ciara so obvi JT will join her on Love Sex Magic. Hot.



To commemorate this awesome news, let's jump in the DeLorean and take a look back at great JT moments in SNL history, shall we? I'd post clips but NBC is like the fucking Gestapo with this shit so we'll have to settle for images...

As payback for punking his ass by making him think the taxman had cometh to seize all of his shit (Classic episode of Punk'd. Classic) JT spoofed Ashton Kutcher in this sketch on his first SNL appearance. It was abso hilar. "I'm awesome!" Yes you are JT, yes you are.


Bring it on down to Omletteville!


Talkin' it up! On the Barry Gibb talk show! Talkin' bout chest hair, talkin' bout crazy, cool medallions!


Soup there it is! Give it on up to Homelessville!



"We're the dancers." JT, Samberg and Paul Rudd all in one skit? The sound you heard that night was my lady parts exploding in delight.


Even a quick cameo as the janitor in this Lonely Island vid was enough to make me jizz in my pants. The way he's working that mop got me bothered and hot.


"Cause I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' and I got just the one." Dick in a box. The classic of all classics. This changed my life.

My Head Just Exploded

More images from the Most Stylish issue of GQ featuring Justin Timberlake.....






I gotta go take care of some business.