Namasdouche

Check out this famewhore douchebag doing yoga. He's praying for another 15 minutes.

Where's the bedazzled tiger, Jon? Doesn't Ed Hardy make yoga gear yet?

Red Hot

Earlier this year I decided I was officially over Beyonce. Had enough. Done. My bestie agreed, declaring us both "Beyondce." But seeing her rock the shit out of this red hot number at the MTV EMAs makes me wonder if I turned in my B card too soon. Holy shit bitch looks hot. I would run over a homeless person in the street for the chance to look like this. And to be married to Jiggaman, natch.

Ten Pounds of Flour Stuffed in a Five Pound Sack

Don't get me wrong, Mariah Carey is not fat. However, bitch is constantly making the mistake most of us ladies have made at least once, letting vanity keep us from accepting our real size. Mariah is probably a size six or eight, which is obviously smaller than the average trick on the street but bitch insists on squeezing her ass into a size four. The irony is that bitch looks worse than she would if she just wore a bigger size. By trying to pretend to be thinner, she actually looks fatter than she really is. Honey, grow up and size the fuck up.

Trick or Treat!

I'm not sure what Paul Rudd and his son were dressed as for Halloween. I just know that it was adorable. I'm not a huge fan of kids but I'd have one for Paul Rudd.