Monday, December 1, 2008

Smells Like Herpes



Racking your brain trying to think of what to get that special lady in your life for Christmas? Might I suggest the new perfume by Parasite Hilton? What better way to tell the lady in your life you love her than by suggesting she douse herself in what's sure to be a mixture of jizz and skank juice with a dash of crotch rot?

Seriously who buys this shit? And when is this no-talent cum dumpster going to fade away?

1 comment:

mrs.awesome said...

Is she a fairy on the cover of that thing? Did her mother drink when she was pregnant?