I Have No Reason For Posting This....

Other than it's David Beckham. Shirtless.

You're welcome.

Marky Mark is a Fighter

Here's a production still from Mark Wahlberg's upcoming movie, The Fighter. The movie tells the story of real life boxer Irish Mickey Ward, a Boston-area welterweight best known for his several bouts with Arturo Gatti. Uhm...shirtless Mark Wahlberg? Boston accents? People beating the snot out of each other? I am SO seeing this film.

The Fighter is directed by David O'Russell who previously directed Marky Mark in Three Kings and I Heart Huckabees. He's also apparently well-versed in the art of fighting himself since he came to blows with George Clooney on the set of Three Kings and then went on to brawl with Lily Tomlin on the I Heart Huckabees set calling her a 'cunt'. Look for that shit on youtube, it is hilarious watching O'Russell and Tomlin go at it while the lovely Dustin Hoffman just sits there patiently waiting for the shitstorm to pass. Comedy gold.

Anyway, below is the trailer for The Fighter. It looks pretty decent and costars Christian Bale, who apparently, went back on his The Machinist diet for this role. Seriously, someone throw a fucking Oscar at this dude already, his body is gonna say 'fuck it, I quit this bitch' any day now. No wonder he can be a real grumpy pants on set!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_zijS_UAtw

Red Hot

Earlier this year I decided I was officially over Beyonce. Had enough. Done. My bestie agreed, declaring us both "Beyondce." But seeing her rock the shit out of this red hot number at the MTV EMAs makes me wonder if I turned in my B card too soon. Holy shit bitch looks hot. I would run over a homeless person in the street for the chance to look like this. And to be married to Jiggaman, natch.

Waking Up With the Kings

If you're like me you've dreamed of waking up with Caleb Followill. Many times. Many, many times. Fuck Folgers in your cup, the best part of waking up would be rolling over and right into dirty morning sesh with Mr. Followill. But since that shit ain't ever gonna happen (le sigh) we'll have to settle for this; Kings of Leon were on the Today show this morning.

Apparently we're not the only ones who want to wake up with a Followill brother/cousin because the Today show received 20 thousand requests for this morning's performance, the most they've ever received. If you've ever seen the boys live you know they always bring it and sound awesome and this morning was no exception. Also, if I may wade into the shallow end of the pool for a moment (who am I kidding, I live there) Caleb looks mighty fine rocking a salmon-coloured shirt. Who knew? I love a man who's secure enough in his manhood to sport something pink.

KOL performed three songs, Use Somebody, Notion and Sex on Fire. Replace Use Somebody (I'm kinda 'over it') with I Want You or better yet, Closer, and it would have been almost too much to handle. I loooooove living alone but it's times like this when cohabitation would have its benefits, to use somebody, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.

Click below for the boys' performances before the Nazi Broadcasting Corporation, NBC pulls this shit down:

Use Somebody;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ln_NXmaoF0

Sex on Fire;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkB2RnUBCgA

Notion;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dnGztLi3Pg

And just cause it's porn for your eyes and ears, here's vintage KOL performing Trani live;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su-PfHBuuV0

I Have No Real Reason For Posting This

Other than it's David Beckham. Shirtless. Well hello there!

Becks is no doubt, a hot piece (when he's not speaking) but bitch needs to slow the fuck down with the tats, yo. Enough already! You're going to look fucking ridic when you are an old man. But until then...giggity.

The Coop is a Muse

Here's Bradley Cooper at the CFDA Fashion Awards in NYC. Designers brought someone they consider a muse to the event so designer Italo Zucchelli brought the Coop as someone who inspires him. Hmm....Bradley Cooper inspires me to do something but it certainly has nothing to do with clothes.

I'm not super feeling this slicked back hair on Coop. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick him out of bed (unless I wanted to do him on the floor) but I like it a little more loose so I've included this pic below of B-Coop at some event Thursday that wasn't important enough for me to remember or google again.

So pretty. 

The Hangover was number one at the box office two weeks in a row. Have you seen it yet?

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Seeing the solid comedy gold that was The Hangover on Monday night has left me hungry for two things 1) another trip to Vegas (my third) and 2) more Bradley Cooper. Since my ass is too broke for number one, I'll have to settle for number two. Thankfully Coops is EVERYWHERE these days including the current issue of Details. Grab a cold drink girls and gays, it's about to get real hot up in this bitch;

Click below to read the Details interview during which Hangover costar Ed Helms describes Coops as "a highly intelligent being wrapped in a hot, studly body." Word, E-Helms, word.

http://men.style.com/details/features/full?id=content_9457

Bradley was in Toronto this week (he was at my Monday night screening which was, unfortunately, not held in my bedroom) he also stopped by The Hour. Click below to watch Strombo and Coops;

http://www.cbc.ca/thehour/videos.html?id=5393362

Basstastic

Here's Chuck Bass all suited up at the BAFTA television awards in London over the weekend.

I have no real reason for posting this other than to say DAYUM! Chuck Bass cleans up niiiice. Why then, do I feel so very, very dirty? Not even a Silkwood shower could cleanse these thoughts.

For those of you who still don't see the Chuck Bass appeal. Check out the video below. It's peeps from Grazia magazine quizzing the Bass on his fashion knowledge. Turns out, in real life he's not quite the fashion plate as his character. Who gives a shit? That accent is some off the charts hotness right there. Click below for an audio orgasm and try to ignore the fact that whoever is taping this is apparently having a fucking seizure. Shaking, much? It's like Michael J. Fox is working the camera. I can't hate though, I'd be shaking too if I was that close to the Bass;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA9CGmixvzo&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjezebel%2Ecom%2F5229997%2Fed%2Dwestwick%2Dis%2Ddecidedly%2Dnot%2Dchuck%2Dbass%3Fautoplay%3Dtrue&feature=player_embedded

This Issue of Rolling Stone is On Fire

The current issue of Rolling Stone should really be wrapped in a paper bag at the newstands because it is as pornographic as any Penthouse or Hustler. Seriously, Larry Flynt ain't got nothing on this this shit. The Southern hotness that is Kings of Leon grace the cover and inside is an in-depth interview where the guys talk about their humble beginnings as sons (and nephew) of a preacher man, their current status as the 'it' band of the moment and about boozing, touring and favourite sex positions. That sound you just heard was my head exploding.

The guys offer the mag a tour inside their respective Nashville homes. Below are some shots of Caleb's lair.

Go to rollingstone.com for more KOL porn including pics of the Followill boys as youngsters and behind-the-scenes video hotness.

Kings of Leon play the ACC Tuesday night. Because Ticketmaster (aka Ticketbastard) is the thieving, despicable, monopoly and evil empire that it is, I paid dearly for my tickets on Craig's List. I was sodomized for sure (sans reach around) but at least the Craig's List killer didn't murder my ass. Meeting my maker before hearing Caleb's pure sex voice sing babymaking jams like Charmer, Knocked Up, Closer, Taper Jean Girl, Crawl and of course, Sex on Fire would have been nothing short of tragic. I hope I don't get pregnant at the show. I'll get the rusty coat hanger ready just in case. A girl's gotta be prepared.

Hopefully His Laundry Isn't The Only Thing That's Dirty! (I don't even really know what that means)

This is Mr. JT picking up his drycleaning.
There is no point to this post. I just like how he looks in these glasses.

That is all. Good day!

Bass on Becks

Gossip Girl has become my latest obsession. Is it a good show? Well it's not as genius as say, Arrested Development, but it has it's moments. It features beautiful people in beautiful clothes basically it's the ultimate in guilty pleasures. I never watched Dawson's Creek, Party of Five or The O.C. so when Gossip Girl first hit the air last year I dismissed it immediately as useless, teenaged crap on which I wouldn't waste my time. Cut to me in the second season and I'm addicted to this shit like crack. I have no idea what prompted me to check out the first season on DVD but I was immediately hooked. Never say never I suppose.

What do I love most about Gossip Girl? Chuck Bass. Well I don't know if 'love' is the right word. I LUST Chuck Bass. I want that mother chucker In my bed, on the floor, in the shower, you get the picture. There's something about his smarmy ass that is so hot. Don't get me wrong, I'm fully aware of how absolutely ridiculous Chuck Bass is, the way he speaks, the way he dresses, it's all completely campy and over the top and I LOVE IT. I eat this shit up with a fucking spoon! I would hit this shit so hard. I would lie about it to my friends but I would hit it nonetheless. I have a crush on Chuck Bass and it seems Chuck Bass has a crush of his own, a mancrush no less...



Ed Westwick who plays Chuck recently had this to say about soccer hottie David Beckham:
"I was at this ball in New York that was so grand David Bowie was sitting at the next table and shook hands with George Clooney.Then I went to the toilet and there was David Beckham. I couldn't say anything, I just ran out. A friend tried to persuade me to say, 'Hello,' but I couldn't do it. It was ridiculous. But I had a Beckham t-shirt when I was a kid and he was the one I watched growing up. There have been a couple of times now that I've been in the same room as him, but I just can't go up to him. I can't do it."

Le sigh. Bass and Becks? It's almost too much to imagine! I would pay big money to watch these two make out. More than I'd pay to see Becks make out with the stick figure robot with bolted on cantaloupe tits to whom he's married.