The MTV Movie Awards Could Be Ruddiculously Awesome

The MTV Awards, both music video and movie, aren't what they used to be. At all. But I'll be tuning into the movie awards on May 31st for three reasons;

1. The Jewy hotness and comedy stylings of Andy Samberg is hosting. LIKE A BOSS!

2. Jason Segel and his flaccid peen are nominated for Best WTF Moment.


3. Paul Rudd is nominated for best kiss for I Love You, Man.

These three ingredients could stop the show from being botched abortion it's become over the years. Remember when Chris Rock used to host? That was some funny shit.

Speaking of funny shit, click below for one of my favourite MTV Movie Award moments, Jim Carrey accepting an award in disguise, proclaiming there to be a lot of 'fine looking pussy in the room tonight' and demanding MTV play more Foghat. Haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWqVIzH7D3Q

I Have No Good Reason For Posting This...

Here's my man friend Jason Segel and my love, Paul Rudd at the London premiere of I Love You, Man.

Holy shit! Jason is tall! THIS IS SOME MY GIANT SHIT!!! Apparently he's six foot four. I'm barely three apples tall so I would probably only come up to his waist, which I suppose could be beneficial for certain activities.

Paul Rudd is five foot nine which, to me, is Goldilocks. Just right.

I'm totes magotes seeing I Love You, Man this weekend. Again.
Slappin' da bass!!

I Love You, Men

Be still my cold, black heart. Several of my crushes gathered together at the I Love You, Man premiere in LA the other night. I'm quite sure my head would have exploded had I been there.

First up; Jason Bateman. All rough and tumble in a beard;

"Where’s Dirty Blonde?” “Oh, she’s just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth, and they’re dipping each other in...”Oh, you didn’t get any body chocolate?


Andy Samberg all dressed up. Is he headed to the Space Olympics?


"You're the best in the world....brace yourself cause there's no gravity. You're in the motherfucking Space Olympics!"

I'm not what you'd call an overly domestic woman but Paul Rudd's smile makes me want to bake cookies. Lots and lots of cookies. Then I'd put the cookies in decorative baskets adorned with a big red bow and jauntily skip through the neighbourhood in my 1950s-style poodle hoop skirt with chrinolin and I'd pass around cookies to my neighbours before coming home where Paul is waiting on our porch with a cool glass of lemonade.

The photo agency caption for this photo was clearly mistaken as it said "Paul Rudd and wife"


Look at this face! I gotta go, I've got cookies to bake!

Back Off Bitches, He's Spoken For!

This is my man friend Jason Segel keeping those horny bitches at bay, away from my imaginary live-in love Paul Rudd at a premiere for their movie I Love You, Man.

He's a good man friend, that Jason. I'll have to thank him during our imaginary games night this weekend.

Daily Male: Jason Segel

Do you watch How I Met Your Mother? Have you seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall? Will you be seeing I Love You, Man when it comes out on March 20th? If answered no to two out of these three questions, we simply cannot be friends. I'm sure you're a nice person but let's just shake hands and go our seperate ways, yes?



I plan to watch the shit out of I Love You, Man, mainly because my imaginary live-in lover, Paul Rudd is in it but also because it also stars my imaginary manfriend Jason Segel.



Jason is adorable. He's not conventionally hot and I don't think I want to do the sex to him but my friend Robyn does. In fact in our heads, Paul and I live in a sweet ass apartment and across the hall are Robyn and Jason. We have frequent dinner parties. How can you not love Jason? He showed his flaccid peen in Forgetting Sarah Marshall! And how awesome was Dracula's Lament? For reals, yo. For these reasons and more, Jason Segel is today's Daily Male;






Click here to watch the ladybone EXPLOSION that was Jason and My Paul's appearance last night on The Hour;
http://www.cbc.ca/thehour/videos.html?id=1058936886

Click here for Dracula's Lament from Forgetting Sarah Marshall;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTQj1yEvlUY

And just because I can never see this too many times and because it is, in my head, what I wake up to every morning. Some Paul Rudd in the sheets action;