Bend It Like Bass

This is obviously Ed Westwick playing soccer (or football as his people call it) and not Chuck Bass in a scene from Gossip Girl. Chuck Bass does not engage in athletics. The only sports in which Chuck Bass participates are seduction and making lesser men feel bad about themselves. Chuck Bass does not sweat. At least not with his clothes on.

This pic makes me miss my soccer team back in Cowtown. I'm sure they miss me as well. And by 'me' I mean 'all the goals I scored' and by 'scored' I mean 'didn't score.'  Never scored. Not once. On the field anyway. I did take a ball to the vagina once. Unfortunately that was on the field. And it hurt. A lot. Which is how I got the nickname 'IceBox.'