I'd Definitely Make Passes at the New Captain Kirk in His Glasses

Chris Pine has clearly taken a page from The Justin Timberlake Instructional Guide: How Wearing Fake Glasses Can Make Your Hot Ass Look Even Hotter with a Side Salad of Smarts. That would be a really long book title if that was, in fact, an actual book. But who cares about books and reading when there is eye candy like Mr. Pine up in this bitch? Yowza.