Levi in Just His Levis

Levi Johnston has done nothing of note with his life other than take his johnson out of his Levis and put it inside Sarah Palin's teenaged daughter, yet he's appeared on Larry King Live, Tyra and now GQ Magazine is going to feature young Levi in a photo spread. I'm pretty sure these are

 all signs that we're going to hell. All of us. But while we wait for our handbasket to arrive, I suppose there's nothing wrong with feasting on a little bit of man candy. Below is a preview of the forthcoming GQ pictorial featuring the hottest teenaged baby daddy in the game.

Nice. 

Apparently Levi and his limited vocabulary are also in talks to 'write' a book. Shoot me in the face. Hey, if Levi had shot Bristol Palin in the face, he wouldn't be enjoying any of this newfound fame.