A Cup of Coop

Here's Bradley Cooper with a Starbucks. That makes two things in this photo that I want in my mouth.

Oh, Julia Roberts is there too. Apparently they're filming some move called Valentine's Day. Sounds like your standard rom com, or vom com as I call them because that's what the majority of romantic comedies make me want to do. Vom.

B-Coop and Julia have worked together before, they appeared on Broadway a few years back in a production of Three Days of Rain which also starred....Paul Rudd. I'm pretty sure I could not have handled that.

Brad and Jen Again?

Bradifer? Coopiston? Jendley? 

Whatever you call it, me no likey. 

Rumours swirled last month when Bradley Cooper was in Toronto promoting The Hangover that he was hooking up with Jennifer Aniston. Coop denied the rumours at the time saying he was flattered but that he'd only met Aniston three times. Well looks like it's up to four times because these two were out together last night in NYC. 

I have nothing against Jennifer Aniston, she seems alright and I'd definitely kill a hobo for that body of hers, but I just don't like her with my Coops. Aniston seems like the kind of woman who calls a guy her 'boyfriend' after three dates and already makes plans for them to spent Christmas together when it's only June. B-Coop is on the brink of major stardom, he's not going to want to tie himself down right now. He needs to hook up with Kate Hudson, she likes it casual-style.

Also, I just can't get over the whole Jennifer previously being married to a Brad while Bradley was previously married (albeit for five minutes) to a Jennifer, ya know? It makes me hurt in the brains area.

The Coop is a Muse

Here's Bradley Cooper at the CFDA Fashion Awards in NYC. Designers brought someone they consider a muse to the event so designer Italo Zucchelli brought the Coop as someone who inspires him. Hmm....Bradley Cooper inspires me to do something but it certainly has nothing to do with clothes.

I'm not super feeling this slicked back hair on Coop. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't kick him out of bed (unless I wanted to do him on the floor) but I like it a little more loose so I've included this pic below of B-Coop at some event Thursday that wasn't important enough for me to remember or google again.

So pretty. 

The Hangover was number one at the box office two weeks in a row. Have you seen it yet?

I Bet Bradley Cooped Her

Here's Bradley Cooper and Heather Graham at The Hangover premiere in London earlier today. Anyone else getting a 'they've totally banged' vibe from them like I am? Of course this means Heather Graham is now public enemy number one, my arch nemesis. Nah, I ain't mad at her, I wouldn't blame her for Hangin' With Mr. Cooper. Naked. If I had access to the Coop, he'd be the Rihanna to my Chris Brown which is to say I'd hit that. Hard. If the Coop was in my circle, a restraining order would have to be filed at some point and even that would not deter me because we all know a restraining order is just another way of saying 'I love you,' right?

As predicted, The Hangover was the number one movie in North America this past weekend and plans are in the works for a sequel. I saw it for the second time and laughed just as much as the first, particularly when Ed Helms vomits right at the breakfast table and then nearly spews again after the mere mention of Jagermeister. Since just hours previously I had a vodka vomit in a Shell station, I empathized. Also, anyone else officially in platonic, non-sexual love with Zach Galifianakis? I totally want him to add me to his wolf pack. Together we'll roam Vegas looking for strippers and cocaine. I just hope he doesn't put any roofies or floories or groundies or rapies in my drink!

Time to Experience The Hangover

The Hangover opens this weekend! Are you going to see it? If not, why? Do you not like laughter? Are you allergic to joy? 

Above is the cast at the movie's LA premiere. Just look at Bradley Cooper rocking the shit out of that grey suit with that glorious head of hair. The Hangover is going to take the Coops to the next level. Trust. We will be seeing a lot of him and that is kool n' the gang with me!

Below is Bradley and Heather Graham at the premiere after party. Look at his white teeth! I bet they are made from grounded up unicorn horns sprinkled with heavenly angel dust. 

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Seeing the solid comedy gold that was The Hangover on Monday night has left me hungry for two things 1) another trip to Vegas (my third) and 2) more Bradley Cooper. Since my ass is too broke for number one, I'll have to settle for number two. Thankfully Coops is EVERYWHERE these days including the current issue of Details. Grab a cold drink girls and gays, it's about to get real hot up in this bitch;

Click below to read the Details interview during which Hangover costar Ed Helms describes Coops as "a highly intelligent being wrapped in a hot, studly body." Word, E-Helms, word.

http://men.style.com/details/features/full?id=content_9457

Bradley was in Toronto this week (he was at my Monday night screening which was, unfortunately, not held in my bedroom) he also stopped by The Hour. Click below to watch Strombo and Coops;

http://www.cbc.ca/thehour/videos.html?id=5393362

I'm Hungover From Laughing So Hard at The Hangover

Do yourselves a favour, see The Hangover when that shit opens on June 5th. I saw a preview last night and I cannot remember when I've laughed so hard and so consistently throughout a movie. I went in with high expectations which were not only met, they were exceeded. Every couple minutes I was busting a gut.  At one point I seriously feared I was going to choke on the popcorn I smuggled in my oversized handbag. The Hangover is directed by Todd Phillips who was also the director of Old School. If you liked Old School, you'll love The Hangover, especially if you've ever had a wild weekend in Vegas full of drunken debauchery. I'd even venture to say I liked The Hangover more than Old School which, if you knew how close I hold Old School to my cold, black heart, you'd know that's saying something. I shit you not, see this movie.

Sidebar: Bradley Cooper was at last night's screening doing a quick Q&A before the movie started. The Coops is just as hot in person as he is on screen. Dude rocks a wicked head of hair and is damn fiiiine. He's been slowly building his career playing sidekicks, second fiddles and supporting characters but mark my words - after The Hangover, Bradley Cooper is going to break big time. The Hangover is going to do well, it's the perfect summer time laugh extravaganza and if it doesn't have a huge opening weekend, it will get bigger through positive world of mouth. If you check it out, make sure to watch the credits, there's a major payoff involving a digital camera and it is fucking hilarious.

Since you have to wait for June 5th to see The Hangover, click below and drink up this funny Funny or Die skit with Hangover costar, comedian Zach Galifianakis interviewing Bradley Cooper - Between Two Ferns. 

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6ae880a42b/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis

Poke Her? I Hardly Know Her!

Here's Bradley Cooper at a recent celebrity poker tourney in Vegas proving Brad Pitt ain't the only hot Brad in the game. B-Coops is speaking out against reports he's bumping genitals with Jennifer Aniston, telling People mag, "I met her 3 times in my life..my mom loves it, but unfortunately it's not true." Bradley and Jen two costarred in the movie He's Just Not That Into You but didn't share any scenes together. I guess Coops is telling us he's just not in Jennifer Aniston (zing!)

So there you have it. Wait, hold the phone - Jennifer Aniston was once married to a Brad, Bradley Cooper was once married to a Jennifer (Esposito) My mind just exploded. I know, it doesn't take much.


Here's another picture of Coopsy, just cause he's so purdy.



I cannot wait to see The Hangover! I lived that shit last weekend. Killer wine hangover. Ugh. Wine hangovers are the worst Jerry, the worst!


I've posted it here before but I'll do it again, below is the third and latest trailer for The Hangover directed by Todd Philips of Old School fame. Vegas est tres dangereux, non? The last time I went, I woke up in Boston. It happens. At least Mike Tyson didn't punch me in the face whilst enthusiastically air-drumming to Phil Collins. Could always be worse!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZL4tf-5AzY

Daily Male: Bradley Cooper

It's official! Bradley Cooper is my new celebrity crush. I don't know why I haven't noticed his hotness until now, maybe because he was such a believable douche in Wedding Crashers? But it doesn't matter how long it took me to get here, just that I'm here now. Bradley Cooper is today's Daily Male.



Like former Daily Male Scott Speedman, Coops rocks a shaved head or shaggy hair with equal degrees of hotness...

Rub a dub dub....

Remember a few years back when Julia Roberts deluded herself into thinking she was a serious thespian and appeared on Broadway in a production of Three Days of Rain? Bradley Cooper was one of her costars. Her other costar was Paul Rudd. I would have died, died I say.

Three Days of Rain wasn't the first time Coops and Rudd have worked together. They appeared in 2001's Wet Hot American Summer. The role required Bradley to make some on screen man sex with Michael Ian Black, not Paul Rudd. Which is unfortch, but ultimately probably a good thing because my head would have exploded.  Click below for a taste of B-Coops taking it from NotRudd. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzH7dlahHdM


Bradley Cooper likes the ladies in real life and in fact, used to be married to Jennifer Esposito. For like, five minutes.

Seriously. They were married and separated within four months. Weird. And it's not like it was some spur of the moment Vegas wedding either. They actually dated for a while. I've always wondered what happened there. If I was a gambling woman, I'd put my money on someone got caught cheating.

Speaking of Vegas and gambling. Bradley Cooper's next movie is The Hangover about a Vegas stag gone off the rails. I posted the awesome trailer earlier, here's a new one featuring the tender vocal stylings of Mike Tyson.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZL4tf-5AzY

"Why can't we remember a God damned thing from last night?"

"Because we obviously had a great fucking time."

Been there.

The Hangover comes out June 5th and the studio is obviously betting on audiences having a great fucking time because it's already greenlit a sequel. The Hangover 2 is set for release in 2011.