Brad and Jen Again?

Bradifer? Coopiston? Jendley? 

Whatever you call it, me no likey. 

Rumours swirled last month when Bradley Cooper was in Toronto promoting The Hangover that he was hooking up with Jennifer Aniston. Coop denied the rumours at the time saying he was flattered but that he'd only met Aniston three times. Well looks like it's up to four times because these two were out together last night in NYC. 

I have nothing against Jennifer Aniston, she seems alright and I'd definitely kill a hobo for that body of hers, but I just don't like her with my Coops. Aniston seems like the kind of woman who calls a guy her 'boyfriend' after three dates and already makes plans for them to spent Christmas together when it's only June. B-Coop is on the brink of major stardom, he's not going to want to tie himself down right now. He needs to hook up with Kate Hudson, she likes it casual-style.

Also, I just can't get over the whole Jennifer previously being married to a Brad while Bradley was previously married (albeit for five minutes) to a Jennifer, ya know? It makes me hurt in the brains area.

Poke Her? I Hardly Know Her!

Here's Bradley Cooper at a recent celebrity poker tourney in Vegas proving Brad Pitt ain't the only hot Brad in the game. B-Coops is speaking out against reports he's bumping genitals with Jennifer Aniston, telling People mag, "I met her 3 times in my life..my mom loves it, but unfortunately it's not true." Bradley and Jen two costarred in the movie He's Just Not That Into You but didn't share any scenes together. I guess Coops is telling us he's just not in Jennifer Aniston (zing!)

So there you have it. Wait, hold the phone - Jennifer Aniston was once married to a Brad, Bradley Cooper was once married to a Jennifer (Esposito) My mind just exploded. I know, it doesn't take much.


Here's another picture of Coopsy, just cause he's so purdy.



I cannot wait to see The Hangover! I lived that shit last weekend. Killer wine hangover. Ugh. Wine hangovers are the worst Jerry, the worst!


I've posted it here before but I'll do it again, below is the third and latest trailer for The Hangover directed by Todd Philips of Old School fame. Vegas est tres dangereux, non? The last time I went, I woke up in Boston. It happens. At least Mike Tyson didn't punch me in the face whilst enthusiastically air-drumming to Phil Collins. Could always be worse!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZL4tf-5AzY

DO NOT EAT TURKEY DINNER AT THEIR HOUSE!

This is Jennifer Aniston on the New York set of her latest movie The Baster in which she plays a woman so desperate to have a baby that she gets artificially inseminated, only to discover the donor sperm came from her best friend, played by Jason Bateman. Hilarity likely does not ensue. Barf. I don't even think the hotness of Jason Bateman would be enough to lure my ass into the theatre for this shit. I would let Jason Bateman impregnate me but it would have to be the old-fashioned way, none of this turkey bastin' bullshit.

Anyway, life is imitating art somewhat with a recent case involving a lesbian couple in Pittsfield, Massachusetts. Some bitch named Stephanie rolled home drunk one day, pinned her wife Jennifer on the couch and attacked her with a turkey baster filled with semen in an attempt to impregnate her. I am actually laughing out loud as I type this. It's crazy stories like this that make life worth living during those dark days, ya know? But wait, the crazy gets turned up to eleven - the baby batter in the baster came from the drunk bitch's brother. Ewwww. I'm an only child (aka spoiled brat) so I can't speak to the delicate intricacies of a sister/brother relationship but I'm pretty sure 'Hello brother, will you please jizz into this here turkey baster so I can forcibly impregnate my partner,' is not a sentence that should be exchanged between siblings. Anyway, Jennifer managed to escape Stephanie's drunk clutches and the baster of her brother's batter and lock herself in the bathroom only to have Stephanie break down the door (Cool! I've always wanted to break down a door Law & Order-style) Stephanie was obviously not to be messed with and pretty passionate about basting that bitch.

Police were called, they arrested Stephanie's crazy ass and siezed a container of her brother's man juices. Ewwwww. Jennifer did not press charges against Stephanie and the two are still together. Epic.

It's great these crazies were able to work it out but if you're friends with this couple, I'd strongly advice against eating a turkey dinner at their place ever again. Ever.