Daily Male: Jeremy Sisto

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories. Bump bump.

I don't watch a whole lot of TV, mostly because all those 'reality' shitshows make me want to use someone's nut sack as a speedbag, but I loves me some Law & Order.

Law & Order: SVU is my favourite installment of the franchise because of the tough, yet tender twosome of Detectives Benson and Stabler. 

Seriously, when my drunk, irresponsible ass is inevitably discovered beaten and violated in a ditch minus pants and any shred of human dignity, I want Benson and Stabler on my case. The original Law & Order used to be tops for me but then Detective Lenny Briscoe, played amazingly by the trustworthy Jerry Orbach, peaced out to the big police precinct in the sky after my friends killed him  http://dirtyblondeshavemorefun.blogspot.com/2009/03/ive-already-lost-jerry-i-cant-lose-you.html 

But the original Law & Order is looking up these days since adding the hot piece that is Jeremy Sisto to the cast...



I first noticed Jeremy in Clueless but didn't fall hard for him until he played Billy, Brenda's nuttier than squirrel shit, bipolar, incesty brother in one of the best shows ever, Six Feet Under. So, because incest never looked hotter and because he's trying to repair the hole Jerry Orbach's death left in my cold, black heart, Jeremy Sisto is today's Daily Male.





Mmmm yum. Those pancakes look good too...


Sisto at his incesty besty;

I've Already Lost Jerry, I Can't Lose You Too!!!!!

File this under; not awesome. Mariska Hargitay aka Detective Olivia Benson of New York City Police Department's Special Victim's Unit is in the hospital again. Detective Benson is suffering from chest pains. She suffered a collapsed lung in a skiing accident earlier this year and apparently hasn't totally recovered. Olivia probably went back to work at the precinct too soon. She's dedicated like that.



I do not like this news because I love Detective Benson. She's soft spoken and comforting with victims but will also kick a pervy perp's ass! I also love her hot ass partner (and former Daily Male) Detective Elliot Stabler. Stabler's got a temper, he's got four kids at home and it's hard not to take some of this sick shit personally. Together they are the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies, they're members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
I almost want to get raped just so I can work with them on my case.

But as much as I love my detectives from SVU, my heart will always belong to the dearly departed Detective Lennie Briscoe played to perfection by Jerry Orbach.



Briscoe was old school, a grizzled old vet who's seen and done it all and was always ready with a zinger one-liner. Jerry Orbach was so amazing as Briscoe that I was able to forgive him for trying to put Baby in a corner. Because we all know, NOBODY puts Baby in a corner!

Several years ago, two girlfriends and I were discussing the many merits of Orbach, I was trying to sum up his appeal and I explained to them "I don't know, I just trust Jerry Orbach, ya know?" Then, imagine my delight when on Christmas morning of that year I opened their gift to find a shirt with Jerry Orbach's trusting face on the front and the words "I TRUST JERRY ORBACH" on the back. A Christmas miracle as my friend Christopher Fowler would say.

Jerry Orbach died three days after I received that shirt. Not so miracle-y.

If you girls are reading this, please do not send me a shirt with Mariska Hargitay's comforting face on the front and the words 'I ALMOST WANT TO GET RAPED JUST SO I CAN WORK WITH HER ON MY CASE' on the back.

I've already lost Jerry, I can't lose her too. Please and thank you.

Daily Male: Detective Elliot Stabler

Between cat pee, cat vomit, parking tickets, failing technology and assfucker tenants, I've had the type of day that has made me want to cut off someone's genitals, stuff them down their throat and then set them on fire. So in honour of my homicidal rage, today's Daily Male is Detective Elliot Stabler of Law & Order: SVU. If I do commit the aforementioned crime, I can only hope Detective Stabler is the one to slap the cuffs on me. And arrest me too.



"In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories." Boom Boom.




Yesterday's Daily Male with today's! Worlds colliding.


The cleaner he gets, the dirtier I feel.