Beantown Sounds

"Well she craves affection
So I use protection
And I know she loves me
She loves everybody."

She Loves Everybody
Chester French

I've been listening to that song for what seems like FOREVER but is probably closer to about a year or so and now finally, FINALLY a full-length Chester French album is almost here! Yes!

Chester French, like everything I hold dear to my heart (and other parts of my body) hails from Boston.....

D.A. Wallach and Max Drummey met at Harvard (hot), got their demo into the right hands and before long were the subject of a bidding war between CAPSLOCK enthusiast Kanye West and super producers Pharrell Williams and Jermaine Dupri. The hotness that is Pharrell beat out the other two and his ass signed these cocky Beantown bastards to his Star Trak record label. One can only imagine the angry blog Kanye wanted to hammer out on his MACBOOK AIR when ChesFren passed up the opportunity to work with the VOICE OF A GENERATION!!! Chester French must be SQUID BRAINS!!!!

Anyway, since then, when Max Drummey hasn't been off losing his mind marrying and then thankfully divorcing walking disaster Peaches Geldof (daughter of Sir Bob and the UK's own Paris Hilton) the boys have been working on their debut album, Love the Future, which is finally set to drop April 21st! Yessss!

I hope the album makes up for the time these fancy pants fuckers inexplicably missed out on opening up the N.E.R.D/Common show at Koolhaus in Toronto back in September. You're 50% of the reason I bought my ticket, you bastards!

Click below to watch the new video for their first track, the aforementioned She Loves Everybody. Like I said, I've been listening to it for a year and I've not yet tired of it. If you've never heard of of Chester French but that hotness sounds familiar, you're probably an Entourage fan (awesome) it was featured in an episode. I couldn't tell you which one cause I ain't Rain Man and I don't care enough to look it up. Just click! It's SUCH a great song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOTTnhsOEr0

While you're in click mode, click below to download a free copy of their track Ciroc Star (a song about vodka? Uhm could I love ChesFren more?) You won't find this on their album, it's a bonus track with P Diddy. Don't let the douche that is Diddy keep you from downloading it, it's good shit. And did I mention, free?

http://www.sendspace.com/pro/amn11w

And just because I can't get enough of cocky, well-dressed dudes from Harvard, here's some Chester French porn...

They're cute, not hot, but they're from Boston so I'd totally let them pahk their cahs in my Hahvahd Yahd if you're picking up what I'm putting down. If not, I'll leave you with this quote D.A. Wallach gave to Interview magazine about their songs;

"We aspire to create songs that don't require a lot of explanation. If someone's too fucking retarded to figure it out, they don't deserve it."

LOVE them!