Guess Which Product These Ads Make Me NOT Want To Buy?

Here are some shots from the Guess spring/summer '09 campaign.

I didn't know Guess was now selling nasty blonde Fraggle hair and herpes. Wow, they're really diversifying their product line.

That poor dog in that first pic, situated right near Parisite's cavernous vagina like that. Someone call PETA before he is sucked into the abyss. His expression says it all, right? Poor thing is like "fuck my life."

Speaking of, have you been to that site?  http://www.fmylife.com/