Thursday, April 2, 2009

Does TopShop Sell ExLax?




Here's JLo, her zombie husband and coke hoover Kate Moss at the opening of TopShop in NYC. Hold the phone, there's a TopShop in North America now? Sweeet!

Why must JLo always make that open-mouthed 'sexy' face? She looks like she's either about to fall asleep or she's desperately trying to squeeze out a turd but to no avail. Constipation is NOT sexy, JLo. If it was, I had a VERY sexy weekend many years ago in Regina. I know, right? That's what I get for going to Regina. That said, I looooove her bangs. The last bitch who cut my hair busted my bangs so I haven't been able to wear them as of late. Jealous!

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