At this point it's pretty crystal clear that we're all standing at the threshold of hell. One only needs to look at the box office for proof. Fast and Furious has grossed more than 200 million dollars around the world. Seriously, we're in a recession the likes of which our generation has never seen; people are losing their jobs, savings and homes left, right and centre but we're still finding the money to throw down on cinematic abortions such as these. Excuse me while I climb into this here hand basket for our trip down south. Grab the sunscreen folks, it's mighty hot where we're headed.
In case you're not a member of Mensa and couldn't decipher this by its ever so cryptic title, Fast and Furious is the second sequel to The Fast and The Furious. Yes, some brilliant mind in Hollywood actually thought "Hey let's just take out the word 'the' and we have our title! Done!" Then he pulled down his pants, squatted over a map of North America and took a big steaming shit. And we deserved it.
Yet another sequel is in the works which I can only presume will be titled Fast Furious. Hey, at least those fuckers are concise.
But as a dear friend pointed out to me, Fast and Furious has at least one thing going for it - eye porn in the form of Paul Walker. Is he a great actor? Fuck no, but he sure is pretty and that's enough to make him today's Daily Male. Instead of shelling out your $12, feast your eyes on this eye candy. And this kind doesn't talk. Even better.....
Howdy partner!
Scruffy. Me likey.
Did you see that joke Into the Blue? It should have been called Into the Blew. Cause it did. I had a free pass to that shit and I still felt raped. The only saving grace was that, for the majority of this mess, Paul Walker was clad only in his swim trunks and his flippy floppies.
But as a dear friend pointed out to me, Fast and Furious has at least one thing going for it - eye porn in the form of Paul Walker. Is he a great actor? Fuck no, but he sure is pretty and that's enough to make him today's Daily Male. Instead of shelling out your $12, feast your eyes on this eye candy. And this kind doesn't talk. Even better.....
Howdy partner!
Scruffy. Me likey.
Did you see that joke Into the Blue? It should have been called Into the Blew. Cause it did. I had a free pass to that shit and I still felt raped. The only saving grace was that, for the majority of this mess, Paul Walker was clad only in his swim trunks and his flippy floppies.
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Don't worry, I didn't blow my life savings on actually going to see Fast and the Furious, I watched that trash online illegaly. And then thought about doing someone illegal shit with Paul. Whad up!
Back in the day when I was in love with Joshua Jackson aka Pacey from "The Creek", the movie The Skulls was a sexy time explosion for me. Paul & Pacey together? Fuck yes!
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