Happy Birthday, Man

Four decades ago, the skies opened up and an angel enveloped in a heart-shaped cloud made of cotton candy slid down a beautiful rainbow from the heavens and landed here on Earth to make our crazy world a more awesome place in which to live. That angel is Paul Rudd and today is his 40th birthday.

To commemorate the anniversary of his expulsion from his mother's womb, feast your eyes upon this collection of Paul Rudd porn.

This bitch below is giving my man the eye. Back off bitch, I've got a broken beer bottle with your name on it! Make that a broken martini glass. Classier.




The charge: Being too awesome
The verdict: Guilty as motherfuckin' charged!



Mind.Exploding.Cannot.Compute.....

James. James Bond....







I'm not exactly what you would call 'maternal' but these photos of The Rudd with his little boy made my uterus tingle. Perhaps I am not dead inside after all? (sidenote: this images are almost cute enough to make me forget the fact that Paul is abusing his child by outfitting him in the most evil footwear known to man, Crocs. Almost)




Ahhh....this day will be played out in my mind on repeat until the end of time, I will speak of it on my death bed -meeting Paul Rudd at Sundance and sniffing his beard. I wish 'sniffing his beard' was a euphemism for some kind of filthy and depraved sex act but alas, it is not. Alex, remember this; "I'm fucking Paul Rudd and you're fucking watching Park fucking City fucking Television." Drops mic.? Awesome.



The Rudd demonstrating his rap skillz.... His rap name would be MC Awesome. Cause he is.



And of course, my favourite Paul Rudd picture of them all, this is what I wake up to in my mind every.single.morning.