Holy Shirt! It's Ryan Gosling!

The Gosling in NYC. I can forgive this holy shirt he's sporting with the jeans he's rocking. He wears it well.

More Flowers for Brandon

Killers frontman Brandon Flowers and his wife recently had unprotected sex and are now expecting a second baby. They already have a two-year-old son. I don't really care about any of this but it's a nice excuse to post this hot picture of Mr. Flowers.

My Lust for Levi Gives Me the 501 Blues

On Wednesday I posted a preview from the GQ photo spread featuring the hottest and dumbest teenaged babby daddy in the game, Levi Johnston;

http://dirtyblondeshavemorefun.blogspot.com/2009/05/levi-in-just-his-levis.html

Now the rest of the photos have been released. Am I the only one who's totally attracted to this backwoods hillbilly? What the hell is wrong with me? Until I can figure that shit out here's some more shirtless Levi action...



This is Levi and his sister Mercede. Nope, not Mercedes, Mercede. Jesus Christ the names on these rednecks. Oh, and am I wrong or is Mercede not totally eyefucking her brother here? You know she has his name tattooed on her wrist? Yeah, something ain't right between these two.

Woah! Blossom!

If you're like me, not a day goes by where you don't ask yourself "whatever happened to Blossom?" Well friends, we are finally getting the answer we so desperately longed for all those dark, lonely nights! Mayim Bialik will appear Friday in the season premiere of What Not To Wear. Seems in addition to earning a PhD in neuroscience and becoming a mother of two, Miss Mayim has become somewhat of a fashion victim since bidding farewell to her floppy hats enthusiast character. In my opinionation, Stacy and Clinton need to outfit Mayim with this amazing ensemble from yesteryear...

If that glorious photograph wasn't enough to quench your insatiable thirst for Blossom, click below for the show's intro. I'm not gonna lie, a few months ago some friends and I danced to this gem and by 'danced to' I mean 're-enacted' and you know what? The sun surely did shine;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u-sXH_ipLo

KOL Get Their MOJO

Hotties of rock Kings of Leon are in the latest issue of MOJO magazine. In the pages the boys talk about criticism they've strayed from their gritty southern fried original rock sound and sold out with more pop-oriented material, says Caleb;

"I've always been scared of songs being these big crossover hits. Like, with Use Somebody, I wrote the melody and all of us related to it, it felt like this big song, so I kinda pushed it under the rug. Then we were making Only By The Night and Matt kept saying, 'where's that song about using somebody?' I would act like I didn't know what he meant. I knew what he was talking about, but it scared me."

I love the entire Only By The Night album but I gotta say Use Somebody is not high on my rotation. Closer, I Want You, 17, Notion, and Manhattan get way more spins on my ipod. Closer and I Want You are particularly sexay if you're looking to add to your 'hit it' playlist.  Read more of the MOJO interview here; 

http://www.mojo4music.com/blog/2009/05/king_of_leon_reform_for_mojo.html

A post about Kings of Leon wouldn't be complete without some sweet eye candy so here's some KOL porn from inside the mag;

Don't forget KOL will perform on the MTV Movie Awards hosted by the Jew hotness that is Andy Samberg, this Sunday night!

Doogie Wowza MD

Here's Neil Patrick Harris on his way to hit the gym. If you don't watch How I Met Your Mother you are seriously missing out, he is totally awesome as womanizer Barney. 

NPH may be a mo but I'd still love to play doctor with the Doog.

Daily Male: Robert Pattinson

I know I'm probably in the minority but Robert Pattinson doesn't really do it for me. I haven't seen Twilight though, maybe you have to see it to feel it for the R-Patts? But just because I'm not jizzing in my pants for vampire boy, doesn't mean you aren't. So because I'm a giver, the Mother Theresa of man candy if you will, Robert Pattinson is today's Daily Male.

**For Robyn

Levi in Just His Levis

Levi Johnston has done nothing of note with his life other than take his johnson out of his Levis and put it inside Sarah Palin's teenaged daughter, yet he's appeared on Larry King Live, Tyra and now GQ Magazine is going to feature young Levi in a photo spread. I'm pretty sure these are

 all signs that we're going to hell. All of us. But while we wait for our handbasket to arrive, I suppose there's nothing wrong with feasting on a little bit of man candy. Below is a preview of the forthcoming GQ pictorial featuring the hottest teenaged baby daddy in the game.

Nice. 

Apparently Levi and his limited vocabulary are also in talks to 'write' a book. Shoot me in the face. Hey, if Levi had shot Bristol Palin in the face, he wouldn't be enjoying any of this newfound fame.

Asher Roth Loves College, Not Lohan

Asher Roth is my current guilty pleasure. He's a guilty pleasure because he's a middle-class, college-educated, white boy rapper. Not exactly the stuff of which street cred is made, right?Whatever, I like him and I don't care what you say! You will not judge me! Anyway,  I'm liking the Roth even more after hearing he apparently shut down Lindsay Lohan.

A snitch told the New York Daily News that Lilo drove three hours to catch Asher's concert in Santa Barbara and tried to get her bony ass on stage during one of his songs. Not only did AshRo shut that shit down, he didn't even perform the song she wanted to try and help ruin. Snap! Like a spurned high school girl, Lilo later took to her Twitter page to say "Asher was cocky to all my friends and not that nice." Ginger fight! 

Click below for Asher Roth's I Love College. I introduced this song to a friend of mine a while back who does not care for rap at all and he texted me the other night saying "Damn you and your Asher Roth." followed by "It's catchy." Heh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRVFfgoIKcg 

Batman Blames John Connor for Going American Psycho on Terminator Set

Christian Bale is in the new issue of GQ mag talking about his career, his insane levels of commitment to his characters (anyone who has seen his skeletal ass in The Machinist knows dude doesn't fuck around) and of course talk turned to his infamous fuck-filled rant on the set of Terminator: Salvation during which he came pretty close to murdering the film's cinematographer and skull-fucking his lifeless corpse.

Bale says the outburst never would have happened if he hadn't been playing John Connor saying, "of course not. And it wouldn’t have happened if we hadn’t been playing that scene, for Christ’s sake, between John Connor and his wife, which is probably the most intense one in the movie." He continues, "I’d definitely say that that guy who was yelling was at least half John Connor, and the rest was Christian Bale."

Bale also says he has heard the dance remix of his rant but not the amazing gem that is the mashup of his rant and David After Dentist. A damn shame, I say! If you're like Christian and you haven't yet seen the wonder of that mashup, click below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70r-Ca8wcVg

Below are some shots of Christian from inside the pages of GQ. I loves me some Bale but I gotta say I'm pretty over that facial hair of his. I guess you could say me and his facial are fucking done professionally.

Jon and Kate Minus JLo

I've never seen an episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 for two reasons 1) I don't think turning your uterus into a science experiment and then birthing a litter of human kittens makes you worthy of your own TV show and 2) having eight small kids of my own would be my absolute worst nightmare come to life (unless they were like, using their small hands for something constructive like making me outfits with intricate detailing) so I don't think watching this screaming nightmare play out on television every week would be particularly entertaining for me. The only exposure I've had to the show is the clips my boyfriend Joel McHale has shown on The Soup and from those alone it seems like this Kate woman is a real turbo bitch and her husband is a real pussy. Are we sure it wasn't him that birthed that litter of kitties? In Kate's defense, if I had eight kids, I'd be a heinous twat too. Insufferable. It doesn't explain her hair though, seriously, what the fuck is with that shit? Did one of her kids get a hold of the scissors?

Anyway, despite never having seen the show, I can't escape these two douchebags because they are all over the God damned place lately with their supposed marital problems and rumoured cheating. It would be physically impossible for me to care any less about these famewhores but here's one thing I do care about; apparently because the rumours around these two have made the show such a ratings bonanza and cash cow (nearly ten million people watched the season premiere this week, WTF?) TLC has decided to squash plans to give Jennifer Lopez her own reality show. Apparently the show was set to centre on JLo launching her new fragrance. Sounds like a stinker of a show to me. So while I'm sick of looking at Jon and Kate plus their eight kids, if they kept JLo off my TV, I'm eternally grateful.

Hangin' With Mr. Cooper

Seeing the solid comedy gold that was The Hangover on Monday night has left me hungry for two things 1) another trip to Vegas (my third) and 2) more Bradley Cooper. Since my ass is too broke for number one, I'll have to settle for number two. Thankfully Coops is EVERYWHERE these days including the current issue of Details. Grab a cold drink girls and gays, it's about to get real hot up in this bitch;

Click below to read the Details interview during which Hangover costar Ed Helms describes Coops as "a highly intelligent being wrapped in a hot, studly body." Word, E-Helms, word.

http://men.style.com/details/features/full?id=content_9457

Bradley was in Toronto this week (he was at my Monday night screening which was, unfortunately, not held in my bedroom) he also stopped by The Hour. Click below to watch Strombo and Coops;

http://www.cbc.ca/thehour/videos.html?id=5393362

His Identity is No Longer a Secret In These Skimpy Trunks

Here's Jerry O'Connell in Arizona on the set of what looks to be some sort of  Baywatch movie. Am I the only one who has a soft spot in her cold, black heart for the J man? I know he hasn't really made any good television or movies but I enjoy me some Jerry O'Connell. That said, I don't know how I feel about his swimming ensemble.  

Beam Me Up, Hottie

Here's the hotness that is Chris Pine strolling about after a visit from his local 7-11.  If Chris Pine was up in my hood, the 7-11 would not be the only thing open 24 hours a day.

Spend Your Days Off at Cameron's!

"The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold and you're not allowed to touch anything."

That's what young rapscallion Ferris Bueller once said about the home of his best friend, Cameron Frye. Now friends, you have the opportunity to call that cold, beautiful museum your home! That's right, the Frye residence in Highland Park, Illinois is up for sale for a cool 2.3 million benjis. Unfortch, that price tag does not include Mr. Frye's 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California even though the real estate listing for this property actually uses the above photo which is clearly a still from the move as the aforementioned Ferrari is parked inside the garage. False advertising! Plus we all know the cruel fate that awaited that Ferarri after Cameron went mental and hoofed it out of the garage after Ferris' plan to turn back the odometer failed miserably.

Below are some more pics of Casa Frye. The home is more than 5300 square feet with four bathrooms and four bedrooms. You know who I think needs to buy this place? Abe Froman. He is, after all, the sausage king of Chicago.

Click below for the actual real estate listing;

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/370-Beech-Street_Highland-Park_IL_60035_1109385563

Daily Male: Justin Bartha

I am still laughing at The Hangover. Bradley Cooper isn't the only hotness in the movie, Justin Bartha offers up some eye candy as well, although not enough because he spends the majority of the movie missing-in-action. So because there wasn't enough of the J-Barth in The Hangover, let's gaze upon him here now, shall we? Justin Bartha is today's Daily Male.

The Hangover isn't the first time Justin Bartha and Bradley Cooper have shared the screen, the guys appeared alongside Matthew McConaughey in the meh-fest, the appropriately-titled Failure to Launch.


If Bartha looks familiar, he was also in the National Treasure movies (which I didn't see) and the cinematic abortion, Gigli (which I did see in a 'how bad can this really be?' kinda way. Verdict; Bad. Real bad)


The fact that Justin still wanted to make movies after that crapfest is a testament to his resiliency. But enough of that, look how pretty he looks all tuxed up!





Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher...