Fire Woman

In the spirit of oversharing, I'm sure I can safely say that we've all experienced Fire Ass at one point in our lives. You know, the really nasty diarrhea poo that is so potent and violent that it like, makes your bum hole burn real bad (you're welcome for this imagery, btw)

Years ago I had a party at my house which quickly devolved into people eating ridiculous shit like cat food for money. My friend's dad sucked back an entire tube of wasabi for $100. As I stood there in shock and awe watching (and taking photos) I thought "wow, that man is going to have some serious Fire Ass tomorrow." I don't know if he did or not but I do know that Pink had the misfortune of experiencing Fire Ass in concert...




Seriously. I love Pink but WTF?