Monday, April 6, 2009

Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da

Here's this used up cum dumpster looking like a futuristic hooker sent to Earth by aliens to infect the world with the herp, one ususpecting dude at a time, at some party for designer Charlotte Ronson. Paris is desperately trying to make a sexy face but to me, trick looks like a clearance rack blowup doll with down syndrome who recently suffered a stroke. StrokeFace is not sexy.

Paris' acting career hasn't exactly been the stuff of Oscars and Emmys but I think if they ever want to make a followup to Life Goes On, we have our female lead right here. She would be a natural. Even Corky Thatcher himself is like 'this bitch looks retarded.'

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