Sigh. After wearing a frock from the Dorothy Zbornak collection at the Golden Globes, I was hoping Angie would amp up the style as we approach the Oscars. Yeah, not so much. This is pure ass.
Angelina Jolie is 33 years old and often regarded as the most beautiful woman ever. So someone please explain to me why she looks like a retired society matron. DAMN!!! THIS IS SOME REVERSE BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!1!!! The dress, the hair, everything is bad and makes her look like a 60-year-old on her fourth husband who will drink too many vodka tonics tonight, mix up her Vicodin and Percocet and pass out at the table. Her husband will yell at her in the car on the way home for once again, embarrassing him in public. She will yell back saying getting drunk is the only way she can tolerate him anymore.
Brad looks okay, I'm not feeling the no tie action and I cannot wait for him to lose that pornstache of his. His porn name would be Brick Ferguson and he has a penchant for Asians.
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