Britney Spears has apparently signed a deal in the neighbourhood of 20 million dollars to write an autobiography.
Uhm.... write?, can Britney Spears even read?
Some source told a British tabloid "some of the stories she's got are absolute dynamite. She's kept diaries so there's nothing she'll leave out unless she wants to."
Could you imagine this backwoods bitch's diary?
Deer Dyery,
I is pregnunt again. i don't unnerstand. Mama said i couldn't get prenunt again if you have a boy first. Wate, I have an older bruther. I'm confoosed.
I gotto get a caramel frap and sum cheetos now. Talk to ya later dyery.
Good Christ. I pity her ghostwriter.
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