DAMN!!! THIS IS SOME SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT!!!

2009 might not just be a exercise in ball suckage afterall. Cue the unicorns, rainbows and cotton candy clouds; Kanye West is answering my prayers!!

I've documented my intense and unwavering love of Kanye West's ALL CAPS BLOGS and my desire to see more of them in 2009.

We're nine days into the new year and my dear Kanye has twice taken to his MACBOOK AIR with his fondness for ALL CAPS and EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Earlier this week Kanye wanted us to know that ART WINS!!!!!!!!!!!

But today Mr. West offers up some gold. Kanye appears on the latest cover Vibe magazine and it seems the self-described VOICE OF A GENERATION! isn't too happy with his appearance on said cover and believes he was aged.



In the photo Kanye appears to have some grey in his beard and he wants you to know that shit ain't right, in fact, it's some straight up trickery on the part of the magazine saying in his blog - DAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT! Click below for his blog. Warning, your eyes may be assaulted by the blitzkrieg of CAPS and EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!

www.kanyeuniversecity.com/blog/?em3106=219411_-1__0_%7E0_-1_1_2009_0_0&em3298=&em3282=&em3281=&em3161=

With each day, my love of Kanye West grows. I've pledged to find a black guy in 2009 and I think that black man needs to be Kanye West. DAAAAM HE'S SO DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S: DAAAAAAM DAT LINK AIN'T WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CUT AND PASTE THAT SHIT!!!!!!!! I NEED KANYE'S MACBOOK AIR BECAUSE MINE IS SQUID BRAINS!!! DAAAAAM THIS IS SOOOOO NOT DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.P.S. Remember that Seinfeld episode where Elaine broke up with Jake Jarmel because he failed to use an exclamation point when he took a message from her friend Myra who had just had a baby? Methinks Elaine and Kanye would get along quite well. Cause, as Kanye says EXCLAMATION POINTS ARE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!