I enjoy Drew Barrymore's dress. I like the colour, the fabric and how it sometimes draped over her shoulder. That said, what the fuck is happening with Drew above the neck? Her hair and makeup make her look like a 63-year-old socialite named Bitsy Van Harrington, widow of Edward Van Harrington the third, heir to the Van Harrington tobacco fortune who died in the arms of his mistress five years ago. Bitsy has a penchant for scotch neat, a prescription drug addiction and an ungrateful 40-year-old son who never calls anymore. The family's longtime business associate escorted her to this event. It's the first time she's been out in six months. Her arthritis prevents her from enjoying an active social life and plus everybody is still talking about her embarrassing, drunken display at the last charity ball. Let's just say Bitsy, copious amounts of scotch and Bitsy's arch nemesis Muffy Adams Huffington do not go well together.
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this is how I'm styling my hair from now on. I know this shit will look good because, well I've been told we look alike. true story.
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