First of all, how funny was it when the announcer introduced presenter Jennifer Lopez as an 'actress?' I chuckled.
What's not funny is this dress. It's a hot gold mess. It looks like it's made of some kind of crinkly decorative paper that you'd use to wrap a floral bouquet. It looks like a relic from the Dynasty wardrobe department. This is something Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan would have worn during one of her legendary slapfests with longtime rival Krystal Carrington. Plus, J-Lo is doing her 'sexy face' which I hate. It always makes her look like she's constipated. Constipation is not sexy, trust me! She needs some prunes and coffee stat!
On the upside, Marc Anthony looks less like a lifeless corpse than he normally does. If J-Lo's acting career continues to tank, she and her husband can also produce and costar in the comedy Weekend at Markie's.
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