There's nothing wrong with what Miley Cyrus is wearing. It's actually cute and age-appropriate and she's certainly more tolerable in photo form than she is when she's speaking (her voice makes me homicidal) That said, oh my God, look at her parents/pimps. Her mom looks like a Long Island divorcee who should be wandering around a Las Vegas casino in search of a free meal from some schmuck from Florida who hates his wife and just won at the tables. And Billy Ray, oh my. Could you imagine if your dad walked around with a fucking soul patch? A dad whose affinity for flat irons was rivaled only by his enthusiasm for frosted tips? How embarrassing! This mess actually makes me feel somewhat sorry for Miley and I don't like it. Not one bit.
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